Sam

normal guy, got a amazing collection of trainers, snapbacks, stolen pens and post it notes.

[Sam @samedmonds89]

@davidkurten Guy in charge of getting a new bridge built picks his mates building firm to do the work. They charge £240m to build the bridge.
They subcontract to another firm that builds it for £10m and they split the spare £230m between them.
That but with more people wanting a slice of pie

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@Paulharr7777 @rialisticdan Totle wins in 32/33 and 33/34 were both at stamford bridge too. But football started in 2005 for chelsea fans

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@rialisticdan Not only did we do it back to back, we did it back to back in your ground.

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@ideanoc17 The big red star on the police car means its got armed police in it and the black bmw in the background is definatly unmarked police car with specialist protection

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

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@paddyraffcomedy Sensational

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@TheFootyFeed Couldn't streach for the latest shirt at the time of go for real printing. So had to use a 10 year old top and biro. He really must have burnt through all that football money if he looking for clout doing this.

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@NEDUszn8 Dembele

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@matthayesthfc Higher % of spurs goals came from corners than arsenals you dumb fuck

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@jr1_tiga @Jakablack_ke @ArsenalN7 First goal of the season and the one that win the title 👌

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@gunnerfan98 @simpson_liz The only way she can watch a team from north London win a game of football 😂

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@Walker_this_way Its a clear red. But players have got away with far worse and when arsenal fans called it out we were called crybabys.

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@Sgussisbb @__MCE___ @BardiTEI Spurs fan telling an arsenal fan to keep crying 🤣🤣couldn't write it

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@HendrickD82 Hundreds of clips,literally hundreds. And doesn't post a single one of them

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@UtdFaithfuls Utd play about 3 / 4 times a month. Be a different story if they had to play 2 times a week

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@BladeoftheS The uk goverment would contract the installment of these out to there mates and pay £1b per mile or something payed for by the taxpayers

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@lesbourbon @DanisMCFC @Gravitygunner14 Hincapie is a loan so its even less

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@ben_mummery @TheFootyFeed 1. All online fans are insufferable.
2. Ita not anti-football they have the 2nd highest amount of goals scored in the leauge.
3. Arsenal have some of the worst decisions go againsed them.
4 Just say you dont watch any of their games and get your football information from twotter

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@PaddyArsenal Chelsea player thats absolutely trash and out of favor? Thellnoribably want to shift him in the summer ? Has an arteta signing written all over it.

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@Chelsearory You were living every second if chelsea getting pumped last week. Can't call a plater judas when you pick and choose when your a chelsea fan.