Sameer Gulzar

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

I'm doing this thread because this is the only way I can pin multiple "fave/punny" tweets of mine to my profile. I will be adding more tweets to this thread in future.

Don't ignore it, have a look!

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@appiecule Laporta and the board have been terrible tbh with all the deals!

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@UTD_ECO So by this logic Kross is a better player than Ronaldo as well.

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@TouchmineX Still Messi has beaten Brazil in Copa Final, Italy in Finalissima (MOTM) and England in WC SF (MOTM). How good a player must be to dominate games and win MOTMs without scoring; thats the greatness of Lionel Messi tbh, there is so much to his game than the goals!! Forever our GOAT

[TLM @TLMishim]

“Ronaldo hasn't even reached Messi's failures yet.” 🥶

[Selección Argentina in English @AFASeleccionEN]

Simply 𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚, don’t try to understand it ❤️🇦🇷

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@CristianoXtra_ Please we wanna see him get humiliated in every WC!

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@Danger_Hazard10 You have to reach the WC Final to lose one. Sadly, your idol has never gone past SFs.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡: Lionel Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo, World Cup edition! 🌍

[Cheeboi @Cheebail]

Messi is a fraud for finishing 2nd but Ronaldo is the GOAT for not getting past of Round of 16.

The standards are crazy

[OFootball @ofootball__]

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐋𝐞𝐨. 🇦🇷🐐

[B/R Football @brfootball]

🐐—Second-most goals in history (21)
🐐—Most wins in history (23)
🐐—Longest scoring streak (9)
🐐—Oldest hat trick scorer (38)
🐐—Joint-most tournament appearances (6)
🐐—Argentina’s top scorer at World Cup
🐐—Most goals from outside the area (7)
🐐—Most World Cup appearances (34)
🐐—Most appearances as captain (27)
🐐—Most assists in knockout phase (10)
🐐—Only man to score in group stage, Ro16, quarterfinals, semifinals and final (2022)
🐐—World Cup winner 🏆

Lionel Messi says farewell to the 2026 World Cup 🥺

[ESPN.com.mx @ESPNmx]

Gracias, Messi 🐐

[ESPN @espn]

Is Messi the greatest male athlete of all time? 🐐

Full story from @rwohan: https://t.co/fol6ifUsKv

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@TouchlineX Tears of Ronaldo fans!!!

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@NoodleHairCR7 Then there is a certain someone who got his 3 match ban lifted at the start of the WC and still got thrown out of the tournament for record 6th time!

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@s1mon_g For losing to 39 yo Messi?

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Message from a mate on WhatsApp.
Thoughts?

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@laligafraudss Penaldo 11 Goals from 6 WCs!

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@CristianoXtra_ 33 G+A (21 G+ 22A) in 33 WC games looks better to me than 13 G+A (11 G+ 2A) in 27 WC games, basic mathematics you know. Cap it off a WC trophy and two WC Golden Balls, something your idol can never imagine and achieve and stuff that his brainless fans cannot comprehend!

[Sameer Gulzar @sameergulzar_]

@_martinezxx_ You cannot be called GOAT without a WC trophy. Leave WC aside, how many KO goals does Penaldo have? And on top of that What’s your excuse for Penaldo flopping with the current Portuguese NT when his brainless fans used to brag that Penaldo can even succeed with 10 pieces of wood!