sam ellis

God first, husband then dad, consumer finance, golf, anything beach or mountain. //innovate first, ask question later// #fintech #technology

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Are you kidding me, really?? Democrats actually identifying as fiscally responsible..? Awesome!!🙏🏼

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Cool that US is doing good stuff to help the straights of Hormuz but how about the gays of Hormuz?? Anyone checking in on them??😊

[sam ellis @samellis953]

@BillOReilly I really like your news broadcast but the #relaxium adds are such a contradiction to your message. Tell people to go work, hike, walk, do life. Caving in on a drug is lame. Seriously!

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Mr. President @POTUS can you please send national guard to Dallas?!?

[sam ellis @samellis953]

@VivekGRamaswamy Bravo, bravo!!👏👏👏!! @tedcruz let’s get Texas and the US on this train!

[sam ellis @samellis953]

@SK_Opinion @musk_news13 Do you have a family SK opinion?

[sam ellis @samellis953]

@musk_news13 Beyond important. Take a peak into welfare…. It’s time, we got you.💪🏼😊 so yes.

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Not judging at all, just curious and trying to learn, is this Lawrence O’Donell ⁦@Lawrence⁩ guest host tonight a male, female, other?? Thank you for the news you bring, enjoying the show, go #cnn.😊

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Love what you’re doing @DOGE but when are we gonna address the giant elephant in the room … w, w, welfare??

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Oohh Claire baby ⁦@clairecmc⁩ , you don’t think it’s ok to look in the couch?? I think all Americans like to take a look in their couch now and then, who knows what you’ll find. Agree ⁦@elonmusk⁩ ?

[Curious Mind Byte @CuriousMindByte]

Simple Bidenomics

[sam ellis @samellis953]

In 2016 we were deplorables, in 2020 maga extremist, but now we are just “weird”?? Come on @DNC you can do better than that. Tap your Hollywood sources, do something, we want a cool name! I’m sure @RealCandaceO and @elonmusk would agree.😊

[sam ellis @samellis953]

So sorry @ColinAllredTX that @MSNBC doesn’t know how to spell your name. We appreciate your service in Washington on behalf of Texas. I’m sure @SenTedCruz would agree.😊

[Jesse Moreno @JesseForDallas]

Reminder that feeding or giving clothes directly to our unsheltered residents does not protect them from the elements. We need solutions that will help get people into shelters and housing.

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Totally agree. Sounds like an only at #tcu statement.:)

[Kenneth Wardle @probe12paddler]

One phrase that I hate with a passion… “Only in <whatever State you live in>”

Like literally everything you say that is happening in whatever State you are in… it totally happens in other States. Like all the effing time. Ugh.

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Question, do #uil cash receiving student athletes have to pay taxes on what they get?

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Sung to the tune of @jax Victoria’s Secret…
🎵 Sig-nature Bank was governed by Barn Frank. DUDE!!!!😳😳 (repeat)

🎵 Sig-nature Bank was governed by Barn Frank. DUDE!!!! 🎤 😁👏🏻👏🏻

[🌲R|grady♐️ @Rgrady053992122]

Take a wild guess who sits on the board of Signature Bank? None other than Mr. Barney Frank. Yes, that Frank, Co-writer of the "Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act."I may have officially just ran out of any more of these you can't make these shitz up

[Chief Rosario “Pete” Vasquez @USBPChief]

Past 72 Hours...
- 26,382 Apprehensions
- 7,399 Approx. Gotaways
- 164 lbs. Marijuana
- 83 lbs. Meth
- 66 lbs. Cocaine
- 11 lbs. Fentanyl
- 5 lbs. Heroin
- $12,200 Siezed
- 1 Firearm
- 3 Sex Offenders
- 1 Wanted Felon
- 1 Gang Member

Great work over the weekend!

[sam ellis @samellis953]

Spouse(@POTUS @SecYellen): Raise my credit card line now!!! Have to spend more!!!! Need more! Now!!

Bill paying spouse(@SpeakerMcCarthy): Sweety, credit cards are maxed out, we have no extra money. Maybe spend a little less, live on what we make??

Spouse(@POTUS): NOOOO!!!!

[sam ellis @samellis953]

@osullivanauthor Ted Cruz is the representative for Texas to Washington. As in Federal. The governor, county commissioners, and other state officials are responsible for the state’s local issues. Why do y’all continue to rip on this Cancun trip issue? Have you read the constitution?