sam

transracial alcoholic

[sam @samer1no]

i need a fat bitch

[sam @samer1no]

@smallestJohnson @0insertname @lmldias @KyleMcCordMuse @DictatorKiffin There’s no point in trying to explain the physicality of football to people who have probably never watched more than one snap.

No rugby players are gonna match the strength and size of NFL players, but also, no NFL player could match the stamina of a rugby player. So different

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

A milf is 31-40 if you’re 20 with 3 kids ur just a Bitch with 3 kids

[‎‏ً @CHA6NYE_]

the niggas on the ride home 6 years later

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

"holy crap lois this is worse than the time i was a trаnny in weimar germany"

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

I delayed the inevitable with my focus on the underdogs. Revolutions over. Its time to get behind Mbapoleon

[sam @samer1no]

@al_caholic666 @ohwellgeezers @KeeganLMoyer @PolymarketSport Part of the reason why Americans suck at soccer is that Europeans have those things for basically free, and it’s paid for when one of the kids ends up going pro. The academies receive a portion of the transfer fees for life. The US Soccer Federation won’t allow that.

[Uzih @lemefijiu]

« Messi est raciste »🤡
Alors qu’il tire ses penalty comme un noir

[engrish muffin @engrishmuffins]

people say America is racist but on every nj transit train there are quiet cars where only black people may speak

[Howling Wagner @HowlingWagner]

Male podcast: War History, Interstellar Travel, obscure tales from 70s rock bands
Woman Podcast: Being a Whore

[sam @samer1no]

@BrodyBowens @SperrysandNikes Low tier cider, Downeast is the best

[sam @samer1no]

@Tyre_94 When you do have money (and reliable friends) this situation is great because you get so many points on your CC for free lol

[Stevie @RaptorsShaq]

They're gonna use this picture if he ever annihilates his entire family

[SlM @simvioner]

un país que apenas tiene cableado eléctrico, sin sistema de agua corriente, la mitad de la población exiliada y una de las tasas de analfabetización más grande del mundo peleando un puesto en cuartos de final. increíble lo de argentina

[h0ser @h0serr]

Cape Verde 🇨🇻 and Egypt 🇪🇬: Oh boy we played so much better than Argentina! I can't wait to show our homes we actually beat them!

The humble IMF, World Bank, PIF, Palantir, OpenAI, Monsanto, WEF, DARPA, Vanguard, Blackrock, DHS, ICE, BIS team ensuring an Argentina win 🇦🇷

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december