Dick Johnson

NFL Free Agent | Philanthropist | Scientist

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Words to live by
- the Terribly Tomfoolerously Terrible King Terry

[Terry A. Davis Taught Us How To Talk To God @Davisanism]

"I'm God's gift."

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@AdamLake @micsolana Its the blue whale lol

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@BrooklynBlues57 @actionjack69 When youre aaron rodgers you should be making sure you get extra work in with your receivers so they understand that youll tattle to the media if they dont follow your bible

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@ScarJV @chrisburgh The first stage is denial

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@ScarJV @chrisburgh Lol

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@ScarJV @chrisburgh Lol bro chubb was 26 when he got traded and most considered that overpay

Mack was 27 and also arguably the best edge in the league

Watt is not young and definitely not close to that play anymore

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@ScarJV @chrisburgh This is assuming he magically just reverse ages

How much are you under the impression the steelers would get for watt in this situation lol

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@ScarJV @chrisburgh Hes not worth anywhere near what he was last season lmfao

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@OinkFish_Pigs I thought u meant organizationally at first which is way more interesting to me and the rams would also be in a league of their own there too lol

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@imr__01 We've seen Bryce Young play very bad football even outside his rookie season and his head coach looked kinda like a disaster for a non insubstantial amount of time.

We've never seen anything but Good from Shough, and Kellen Moore's floor looks to be at the very least average+.

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@FreakyPeezy Sadiq would
Bain rotation, also hes lowkey built like a smaller dt
lemon would definitely play, his profuction would not be elite but Davante is in fact old and becoming a red zone specialist

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@Light_2610 I question how “athletic” lebron is in the the traditional sense
Like what his actual mockdraftable chart would look like lol
People ignore than NBA players’ size is a nuisance to every aspect of life but especially athletics in basically every situation other than the NBA

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@WNBAPILLED @JelqqMaster Your existence makes you miserable

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@benjamindonks @honigmaydl Any european especially british people playing “morals” about country leaders are hilarious

Like you cannot possibly have thought. Not thought about it, but just had independent thought

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@AlecinSparks @dwarkesh_sp Probably just meant that we were all on the same side against Japan

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@OIIIEGA @qualitylearnc Dog Breeds are only so different because of human interference therefore this comparison makes no sense

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@slomdumballs @Rainmaker1973 How is it wrong lmfao

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@jcoopertaylor @think_starwars @TLRsCoolStuff @Factsonfilm Its even better cause dune 2 has some of the most effective/efficient comedic moments and lines

It sounds like dude wants kevin hart because he cant comprehend norm mcdonald

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@JerryGabri42209 Ok so make 4 days worth and then do a quick meal on the 5th

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@Malvolio421 @TheEricGoldman If only you actually clicked on the tweet I replied to with that picture youd see its just the cherry on top of the “you being wrong at every step in glorious fashion” sundae

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@Malvolio421 @TheEricGoldman Lmfaooo oh so youre just jealous of them

Shia in fury is like the least sexually attractive character possible in a war movie while quite literally hitting the full range of emotions every other line

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@CLARK910x @Ricoknowstiktok Theres limits lol

A 5’6 guy cant put on 220lbs athletically