Scott Kayley

Twitter account of Samerez (formally known as Ground Zero). Follow for band and personal updates.

[Strombone @strombone1]

I just wanted to apologize to all the people who had to replace their Budweiser Red Light bulb after yesterday's debacle #LUON8O

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, "I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby" So I poked her in the eyes

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

I don't think Dave Grohl would be a suitable drummer for Queens of the Stone Age's new album #ShitNobodySays

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

Samerez, Stone Travellers, and @SonicOutcast at the Media Club tomorrow for Helloween. Get your tickets #localmusic #halloween #rock

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

Had a killer time playing @JoesApt last night for the Festival of Survival. Tickets for show on Halloween at Media Club are $10 #samerez

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

#Upcomingshows: Sunday night at Joes Apartment, Halloween at the Media Club, and Canadianmusicfest on November 30th headlined by KO.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Don't pick on fat people, They have enough on their plates.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Before the 1940s, Pink was a masculine color and was preferred by boys, while blue was more of a feminine color.

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

These fake accounts of celebrities tweeting all the time saying "follow this person and you'll get 100 followers" are fucking gay

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

@HANG24 haha i know, guess some people just have no control. Apparently she pulled countless all nighters there

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

"Woman sues casino for not stopping her from gambling and spending over $300,000. How about you stop yourself you dumb bitch #idiot

[Green Men @TheGreenMen]

So the NFL realizes their fans are upset and decide to settle their labour dispute...that's interesting.

[Amazing Cars @AmazlngCars]

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. Hes a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

Samerez at Tom Lee's Music Hall downtown on Saturday night, get your tickets for 10 bucks.

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

Stone Temple Pilots sure taking their time #STP

[Scott Kayley @samerez_sk]

I completely enjoy mosquitos the size of my finger flying around my face #ShitNobodySays