Sam Davies-Millar

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[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

I made an angry potato... Zariyah Lenore 22/07/2020 💜

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Places on Earth that don't look real - thread 🧵

1. Namibia, where the desert meets the ocean

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

Any one have any suggestions what to get a @Lucy_Worsley fan for their 60th? She already has aaaaaaaalllllllllll her books, I think

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

Win a Bobbin Bike worth £549! https://t.co/hAOxnTswKL

[𝗗𝗿 𝗔𝗷𝗮𝘆 𝗠 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮 @UKGastroDr]

On Friday 15th May 2020 at 1 pm we held a minute’s silence on our ward (and throughout our hospital) in memory of those who died from Covid - little did we know that the PM & friends were enjoying a garden party that same afternoon.

[Disney @Disney]

Let’s get this PATTY started! 🍔 🎬 The #BobsBurgers Movie, coming to theaters Memorial Day weekend 2022!

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

When buying a box of wipes, it confuses me why the postage sticker isn’t put directly on the box. What confuses me even more is when I order two boxes, @BootsUK decides each one needs to be put in its own box that could hold three of the original boxes… giant child for scale…

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

@sortedfood do you know when your Bucket List cookbook will be back in stock?

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

@realtechniques @Walgreens @BootsUK Will these ones last a bit longer than the most recent orange one I got, it pretty much fell apart just wetting it for first use 😞 I usually get a good month out of them using and washing them every day

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

Apparently my new @realtechniques sponge is feeling a little fragile... falling apart just from wetting it. Just another example of how my week is going 🙃

[Greg Perkin @gregaperkin]

@JimMFelton https://t.co/ayBMG0xkfG

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I don’t wish to alarm anyone but if you draw glasses on Masaccio’s Virgin and Child it’s Michael Caine holding a tiny Chris Evans being serenaded by the Proclaimers

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

I may be bias, but is that not one of the most adorable things you’ve ever seen 🥰

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

Me and my angry potato 🥰💜 #love #selfie #mybaby

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

@TalkTalk Any chance of internet in Nottingham today? 🙄

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

Is there anyone rich enough to just buy a property to rent out to me?? I just want to make a little home for my baby but nowhere will accept housing benefit. 5 months old and she’s still never been “home” 😭

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

The angry potato hasn’t quite mastered books yet... 📚💜 #cutebaby #aww #books

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

@KareemL_ True, but so annoyingly catchy you can’t help but secretly love it... or am I the only one that can’t help but start dancing

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

Nice to know @evansclothing treats complaint emails the same as their tweets. Reply once just rephrasing what you’ve said and then just ignoring you... #poorcustomerservice #awfulservice

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- mummy, what happened?
- i heard he played one too many pranks on poor old badger who snapped and bludgeoned him to death with the starter handle of his car...

[Sam Davies-Millar @samfernx]

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