sammy 🦇

🎢 cc: 169. he/they 🎶

[メ @BjaySwag]

i think the mass extinction of the dinosaurs is the highest recorded ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[xan @lilxan1k]

they should invent a place where i belong

[Six Flags over Spooky Ashtopia @silverwoodpd]

Cars land being sponsored by Enterprise raises some ethical questions about what it means to “rent a car” in the Cars universe

[sammy 🦇 @samgolba]

mine is brown sometimes (feat the same pose 4 times)

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

why are cats never brown. like what’s up with that

[🎢Arrow🎢 @IntaminsBitch]

I love to get high 🍃

I love to get high 🎢

[sammy 🦇 @samgolba]

going on day 2 of this same fucking migraine

[⋆⭒˚ᶠᵃⁿ she thinks her piss is wine ⋆⭒˚ @grxndesenigma]

Lady Gaga confirming new music is coming soon before confirming she has a daughter

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[sammy 🦇 @samgolba]

do you ever think about how there’s almost twice as many people in the world as there are years the world has existed

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Soulja boy tell em

[meow @yukiiinomnom]

Some of you never drank alcohol alone in your room and its obvious

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

happy 7 year anniversary to these tweets

[Cordelia The Fool @WanderingChord]

Famously no debate about who was allowed to use which restroom in 1965. Or water fountain. Or lunch counter.

[ESLⱯM @eslam_ox]

Lady Gaga rapping “I mop you all across the floor.. snatch ur fucking weave out, bitch
In front of paparazzi, singing "Paparazzi" in this bitch” and my life changed after that

[sammy 🦇 @samgolba]

Meet your thoosie oomf! 🎢

Name: Sam
Home park: Cedar Point
Favorite coasters: Velocicoaster, Millennium Force, Mystic Timbers
Favorite manufacturer: Intamin
Favorite park: Kings Island
Least favorite coaster: Any Vekoma Boomerang

[Six Flags over Spooky Ashtopia @silverwoodpd]

Meet your thoosie oomf! 🎢

Name: Ashley ⭐️
Home park: Knott’s
Favorite coaster: Maverick at CePo 🐎
Favorite manufacturer: Intamin
Favorite park: Disneyland overall, Cedar Point has the best coaster collection tho
Least favorite coaster: Aftershock

[cher @mclIark]

black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I took a Career Aptitude test and the only Careers that it matched me with were The Town Crier or Becoming a Statistic

[Anthony 🎢🦝 @Trackcoon]

With how GP is reacting to learning about clamshell restraints and feeling too loose in them, I would hate for them to learn about Phoenix. 😭

[Eli 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @dogmania100]

It's funny that El-Sayed is up in polling among Trump voters and down in polling among moderates/liberals. This is because liberals hate progressives more than they hate Republicans. If they actually believed in that "vote blue no matter who" nonsense, he'd be in a safe position