sam

[sam @SamGrasss]

you can’t flex on me because i’ll be happy for you. i’ll never have hate in my heart

[eve @xmasteve]

i’ve been waiting to post this alone for almost 3 years

[kris @kriscrossapples]

personally i think men should start asking “can i be your boyfriend?” instead of “will you be my girlfriend?”

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

made one :p

[kemi @kemimarie]

everyone doesn’t need to have access to you.

[abby @outoflemonjuice]

if adults can still be employed after storming the capitol building i can probably get a job with a nose ring

[AD @ADxChief]

PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY DOG TOBY‼️LOST AROUND 220th ST and US-1. HE’S AGGRESSIVE WITH OTHER ANIMALS, DM ME IF YOU’VE FOUND HIM PLEASE.

[𝙆𝙖𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙚 👸🏽 @KAASHMYCHECKS]

It takes $0 to be a real mf

[Michael Santos @RealMikeSantos]

R.I.P. Alex Trebek. Thanks for all the years you hosted jeopardy and all the generations you were able to fill with great memories on tv screens

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

this is my favorite video ever https://t.co/zheVNjqS6M

[alyssa @deanoruu]

georgia, nevada, and pennsylvania trying to decide who should put biden over 270 https://t.co/GHw3KhcfTJ

[♌︎ @staccyann_]

ABSOLUTE fucking idiots

[CIELOOO @cielocerdaa]

I do not like to FaceTime unless we best friends or I’m in love with you