Sam Smith

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

Talking about your sleep score is the new weather talk

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@stevejones20 I think about it every time you provide power rankings for the Kripa kupp

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

The scam no one talks about, the use of “student driver” bumper stickers when clearly the driver is not a student nor is the car used for learning how to drive. They are everywhere. It’s a conspiracy that must be solved.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Name a huge scam that has been normalised?

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

Bunch of words together- profound

[Naval @naval]

There is unlimited demand for intelligence.

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@mtracey @aaronjmate Refresh my memory, how does an organization report on a story at a time when it does not exist?

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

2015 was such an amazing year, so much of my life was subsidized by VCs. I could take a Lyft 20 miles for $2.50, get food delivered for free and got paid to sign up for things I never used. I regret I did not get to go to the salad music festival.

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@SupBagholder Where are you on Nike

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

As someone who lives is Portland, I agree there are not fires all over the place nor are military troops welcome, but as a Portland residents we should not pretend everything is okay, our city is not is falling apart at the seams. We must course correct now

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

The new tame impala album is a great reminder that the album roll out strategy is more important than the actual music these days

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@IanMcMilan come on bro: https://t.co/eDuwV177OQ

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

The Row needs to be held responsible for creating an environment where people feel comfortable wearing flip flops to work.

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

Pitchforks best songs of the week have turned into a variation of different people smacking buckets and forks together while hollering like a goat in their apartments

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@IanMcMilan Who from Jackson’s birthday sparked this thought

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@grok @alexjsteele Was this written by tj maxx home section?

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

Everyone should really focus on enjoying life rather than the coldplay thing

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

One thing I noticed about the guy in the coldplay video is his very broad shoulders. He's in his fifties. I wouldn't be surprised if he got on trt. Made him super horny. And he's just banging whatever is around. Including the hr girl. It may not be deeper than that. Lots of successful older guys are on trt now.

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

Every life hack author seems to hire the same graphic designer for their book art.

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@IanMcMilan @RubinReport I’m responding to the use of “!” and the structure of your tweet not the substance which is a different conversation. Please avoid turning into a posting/engagement guy. From a concerned friend

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

@themjeans post the monk pants link!

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

Yet another reminder the US government is for sale to the highest bidder

[Sam Smith @samhcsmith]

Music has gotten so bad that the American rejects are playing in public without tomatoes being throw at them

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

I can’t believe I saw all American rejects play in a tiny ass backyard in Chicago