Sam Hecker

I like cookies.

[Sam Hecker @samhecker]

@justinmooredp I’ll take that as not mad at all

[Sam Hecker @samhecker]

@justinmooredp How mad would you be if I bought the same one you have 👀

[Katcy Stephan @katcystephan]

Thinking about the funniest cold open from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Andre Braugher's perfect comedic timing. RIP.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Republicans should be forced to carry Kevin McCarthy to term, even if it endangers the life of the party.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.”

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

RIP Alan Arkin. His “advice” scene in Little Miss Sunshine. 😂😂😂 Legend.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches

[Sam Hecker @samhecker]

Went to the movies tonight and AMC forgot to turn off the pre show music. I got up to let the staff know, but my wife was smart enough to capture this beautiful moment. Behold, the new Mission Impossible trailer!

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

Don’t listen to me. Listen to Ronald Reagan, who shared the opinion of the majority of Americans, including me, that weapons of war have no place in American homes, streets, shopping malls, or schools. #wellregulated

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I replaced King Charles’ crown with the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter 😭🤣🤣

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

coronation this coronation that… remember when aragorn said “you bow to no one” to the hobbits at HIS coronation?

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Amplify.

[Sam Hecker @samhecker]

@justinmooredp Shots fired 🤗

[Sam Hecker @samhecker]

How does someone say something like this and think, “Yeah, this makes me look like a good parent.” Unbelievable.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Montana bill sponsor: I prefer my transgender daughter commit suicide rather than allow her to transition.

- Rep. Kerri Seekins-Crowe (R)

[Sam Hecker @samhecker]

@BrndnStrssng Paging the Rebecca Hall fan club @zmyounus @justinmooredp

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LrNke2WimM

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

General Mills—maker of Cheerios, Yoplait, Nature Valley, etc—said today that they're making huge profits by raising prices on consumers.

Their quarterly profits have increased 20% year-over-year. All the growth came from price hikes.

Corporate profits are driving inflation.