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[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@dmndeyes kindergarten. i remember watching the footage on tv after being home early. had no idea why i was home early. i said “big boom!!” excitedly and my grandma was like “no… no big boom”

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@nfr_podcast sounds like baby keem / the davis verse from the amp freestyle last year. in a phenomenal way. tyler used to fake sing, pretend he couldn’t. this is way different

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@zeroadulting i have literally hundreds of stories that i’m waiting to tell on podcasts after i eventually stop fucking around and getting my shit together

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@filer0040 would i let the hottest version of myself fuck me? duh

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@67409_so pussy, lowes, gasoline

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@DocCosmic98 #begging #deargod #pleaseblessmewiththislife

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@vampkoomn all the time baby, all the time. almost did it for this one 😎

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

Lebron James, please stop with the helipad.

i can quit weed rn and be ur designated driver.

i’m good in NYC. i’m already a 10/10 driver and i’m stoned 24/7. please bron….. please. 0 accidents in 13 years. hundreds of miles a day is nothing to me. i got u king. hit my dms

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@cbbbbbbbbb04 ok angel!!!!!!!!! hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@akshuuux and eras of my life get different gigantic playlists.

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@antipiker so cute how his greys blend in with the broccoli cut <33333

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@izaoffseason whatever edge feels the best #dryhumping #frotting

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@BleacherReport daaaaamn ok #zaddy

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@antipiker hasan will never be #inthetub

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

“i heard you like magic / i got a wand and a rabbit” - chapelle roan

is literally one of the best lyrics ever. so amazing, clever, technically g rated for radio, also technically horny as fuck (her brand). 10/10. i’ve heard it a thousand times but i need to speak my peace

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@jubear720 like every other performance? chaka khan was absolutely perfect live. she’s literally in her 70s and killed killed killed it. tyler the creator was perfect as well. roots ft bilal (bilal was essential, so so amazing). cuco and his band were incredible. many other examples

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@FearedBuck @mcten crazy how literally every one of his fans who cares is scared for him

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@pigeongrrll REEMIIIIIIX

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@yh_me2 i literally got a vasectomy so my bloodline would die out. i’m an only child. my irish dog blood was never meant for cellphones

[sam hoar @samhoar44]

@noorrietje nope