Sami🥀

“Well first of all, fuck off”

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

Everyone needs a @thebigwint in their lives and if you don't i feel bad for you

[Crime Junkie Podcast @CrimeJunkiePod]

SO many of you have messaged us about this & we totally share all the feelings! 🤯 Drop your thoughts in the replies👇

If you need a refresher on this case: https://t.co/1LGNioULEe

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Happy Mamma Mia day to all who celebrate.

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

At a bar hearing the golden girls theme song and everyone singing in honor of Betty White makes my heart happy

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

Keeping some things private is a good thing 🥰

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

I found love in myself, you found love in someone else... we are not the same

[Loki's Pixie 🧚‍♂️ @Awesomenezz]

YALL I AM HOLLERING 😭😭😭😭

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

If they bringing back the potatoes on my birthday i might cry lol

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Just going to leave this right here.

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

So the owner of the bar @Egtheaudacity and i went to last night gave her a free Jameson shot and me a free tequila shot and if that doesn’t define our friendship idk what does

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

Snap memories really like to fuck with your head and remind you who’s not in your life anymore

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

Hey at least i got a dollar out out it 🙂🤑

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

I love being in a family where they are so open to talking about their political views.... but once i say something I’m wrong.... why because i am saying the opposite of what you believe

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

My dad just came in to my room to show me a Facebook post from someone in my home town brought a bright pink dildo in to home depo for a reference for a paint color.... you can’t make this shit up

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

Not to self... to get drunk quick and forget about problems.... wine and moonshine

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Everybody stay calm. STAY F*CKING CALM!!!

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

I think Kane Brown is my new husband... also i think I’ve been in Georgia too long

[Sami🥀 @sami_woods311]

Can my FBI agent stop being a dick and let me enjoy my late night tik tok?? Thanks 🖕🏼

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

The inside of the #CREMATED palette 🖤 24 shades. Retail: $58 🕊 The entire collection will be launching MAY 22ND @ 10AM PST / 1PM EST ⚱️ #jeffreestarcosmetics #crematedpalette