Sami

I'm probably not relevant to your life

[Sami @samialyssa]

I'm gonna need people to stop believing everything they read on Facebook.

[Sami @samialyssa]

Um...@BWWings you might want to check your trivia questions

[Sami @samialyssa]

@kaaauthor @chrisgrine Cat

[Katherine Applegate (kaaauthor.bsky.social) @kaaauthor]

A Valentine's treat for #Animorphs fans! 🦎

I'm giving away 3 copies of @chrisgrine's adaptation of THE INVASION, signed by Michael & me.

RT + follow to enter
Bonus entry: Reply with the 1st morph you'd acquire!

Ends 2/14 @ 2 PM PT. Thanks for being the best fandom ever. ❤️

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I shall haunt you with weird noises and clanking chains.

[Sami @samialyssa]

A family just walked into Outback wearing matching Campion hoodies and the youngest holding her hands in the "sheeeesh" motion

What's their story?

[TMZ @TMZ]

The Zodiac Killer identified as Gary Francis Poste, who died in 2018. https://t.co/dkEmqyIDFb

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I know a secret! A-P-R-O-C-O-T-S.

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

'Up to date Gef's total kill of rabbits is one hundred and eighteen.'

[sophie fleming @sophiefleming69]

Ever notice yourself liking the same persons tweets all the time like I’m rlly not obsessed with u just think ur funny

[Sami @samialyssa]

@katherineheth *toe shoes

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

[Michael Smith Supt @principalspage]

Dear Congress:

You should never have to feel unsafe or need to hide under your desk.

Sincerely,
Every PreK-12 Student and Educator in America

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

RT if you're embarrassed to be an American today.

[RAFAEL CASAL @RafaelCasal]

This must be White America’s hormone monster.

[Sami @samialyssa]

@johnbcrist Steak n Shake

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[Daveed Diggs @DaveedDiggs]

Okay. Now I can talk about it.

[Sami @samialyssa]

@GoodSirHamlet @Dadsaysjokes I'm glad someone else was thinking it

[Sami @samialyssa]

Not shocked. We're also gonna ignore the fact that I just discovered @RafaelCasal in October and he's ended up on my top songs of 2020.