Chelsea

it may be stupid but it's also dumb

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

@SSDERANGEMENTSS BLESS

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

@whodreamedit I saved all of my American Apparel bandeau bras for 1.5 decades just for this

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

@hello__caitlin where’s she goin

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

Millenials love blink 182 because they mirrored our own need to “grow up” and “stop writing songs called ‘Dick Lips’” in the immediate wake of 9/11. In this essay I will

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

@a_wizards_ghost 😏

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

there are things about the American conservative movement that are so incredibly calculating and smart and then things where that are like “and here’s our new signature policy: killing the golden goose so we can get all the eggs at once!”

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

“Please make sure the government approves of your protest against the government.” -The Government

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

from a social standpoint, how are these hyper-religious freaks even getting into positions of power? bc like I highly doubt they are fun at parties?

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

go girl, give us nothing

[The Recount @therecount]

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reads a poem in reaction to SCOTUS overturning Roe v. Wade.

[Drew Austin @kneelingbus]

there should be a Brooklyn version of Colonial Williamsburg with historic Yeah Yeah Yeahs reenactments and stuff like that

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

@bravobybetches H.A.G.S.!!!!

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

@ecareyo @LarzMarie @sexyuniquepod babadook vibes

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

men only want one thing and it is the breakfaster chair from crimes of the future

[NPR @NPR]

Julee Cruise, the singer best known for her collaborations with director David Lynch and The B-52s, died Thursday, she was 65. Cruise's instrument was her voice which was so calm it could be unnerving.

https://t.co/11K4IyjoUc

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

@Crypt1dCorv1dae @petfindernames he is in Covington, Louisiana and has weird lil lips!

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

why is Taxi Driver sigma male canon but not Dog Day Afternoon

[Omarr Savage, MSN, ΨNP-BC @NurseOSavage]

There are not enough

inpatient psychiatric beds available

for the amount of people that need them.

It's not even close to being enough.

[Chelsea @samiizdat]

Every time my partner sees me studying for nursing school he asks me if I am “getting down with the sickness” :(