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Walker & Duke ❥

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

Always remember to shoot your shot ;)

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

It’s been almost a year since I made a tweet... I forgot about this app. El oh el

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

@efreers A year and a half for me!!! I relate so hard 🙃

[Andrew Bradford @ssydscarborough]

don’t sit at tables where you might be the topic when you get up

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

@Uber_Support I did and you didn’t respond back to me.

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@Lexxx_Davis Walker is also in the 98th for head 🤣

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

@breattarose92 It’ll be a year in a month ☹️

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

I would do absolutely anything to be able to smell and taste again 😔😩

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

I want a Sonic, Dunkin’ Donuts (re-located), Five Guys & Chipotle in the Cedar Valley — is that too much to ask? 😩

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

My son is going be that kid that lugs around a portable fan to all of his sleep overs 🥴

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

How about we chill with all of these car washes and instead we get a Dunkin’ in a decent spot in Waterloo

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

@AlliJo_ Take it back 🥺

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

Mama don’t play with it comes to her baby.

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

How in the heck is my little boy already almost 6 months old 🥺😔

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

I JUST WANT MY FREAKING TASTE BACK OH MY GOD ITS BEEN ALMOST 9 MONTHS goodbyeeeeeee

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

Mike and I buy groceries in bulk at Sam’s Club as if we have a family of 6 😅😂

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@EmmaGrace320 Almost same. Woke up with a pounding headache from all the crying 🤣

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@ReaganDecker All the time, except mine doesn’t smile so the pictures aren’t as fun 😂

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@EmmaGrace320 same omg my heart 🥺

[𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚒⋒ @samijokrueger]

How to survive the ‘4 month sleep regression’ with your baby: you don’t.