Samantha Stanley

19. Mommy to Liam Greyson. proud liberal. tmw❤

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

I wish everyone would stop picking on my boyfriend, Brian Williams . 😂 😍

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

"@WowSoPunny: THESE PUNS ARE HILARIOUS 😂😂😂 https://t.co/NToInLedo9" glockamole 😂😭😂

[Girl Code @GirlCodeAPage]

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and u can’t communicate with it but u both just accept it

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

I seriously want to know how much Jerry paid for the suede coat #Seinfeld #pondering

[Girl Code @GirlCodeAPage]

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

Apparently I waddle. As long as I look as cute as a penguin, I'm totally okay with that #preggoprobs

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

If I have to drink one more bottle of water to stop these braxton hicks, I'm going to insert a catheter myself. #TIREDOFPEEING

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

My addiction to frappes has got real.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo's gets irritated by people who are not consistent.

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

I'm the only person in the world who can sleep 12 hours a day and still be too tired to roll out of bed. #Lazy #ithinksomethingiswrongwithme

[Amber Bird @AmberrBird]

Going to bed at 10, but knowing you'll wake up in two hours to pee.... #PregnancyProblems

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

Does being pregnant give me a legitimate reason to punch someone in the face? I'm so grumpy lately. #PregnancyProblems

[Condescending Wonka @WiIIy_Wonka]

You have three tattoos? Well, you are just really tatted up.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

im like a needy girlfriend. But not needy by buying me gifts, needy by always wanting a hug, holding hands, a kiss. All those little things

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

@indyajewel we need to plant some flowers in the spring. I love flowers. Matt will probably weedeat them 😞

[Samantha Stanley @samikay34]

@indyajewel I've gotta go to the dollar tree and see what kinda crafts I can do 😂. I'm all about $1 everything.