Slwarkow

I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well -Andy Dwyer

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to release the lineup of outdoor summer movies in August because so far it’s only June and July and as someone hoping to do an outdoor movie picnic for their 30th bday that is highly dependent on what movie is playing I do not appreciate it

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

I think if it’s 92 degrees outside and your manager has left for the day and you don’t have a ton of work to do they should just let you leave

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

officially got my promotion offer letter today and also learned the premiere date for bb28 will be revealed today and hand to god im not sure which one i was more excited about

[Betty @milkandmarrow]

I love when a husband refers to his wife and daughters as "my girls" its so tender and protective

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

@philsadelphia wait this is how I learn that they filmed alternate endings for this bc the way I remember it, Harry offers drew a deal of letting him in 1d for the Pepsi and then drew Brees is singing “live while we’re young” with them

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“If we cut taxes for corporations, they will create more jobs” was always a lie.

Corporate tax cuts create profits, not jobs.

[sinners pr manager @fridayvelvet]

thee scene of 2025

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

6. Paradise
5. Severance
4. Sherlock
3. The Rehearsal
2. The Floor

And my number one TV show for many reasons is The Pitt. First of all it’s a damn good show and second of all it premiered last year and s2 is already coming out very soon with 15 episodes!! Real tv is back!!!!

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

also need to post the (smaller) ranking of the TV shows I watched for the first time! Some of these I have not watched all the way through so I’m ranking what I’ve seen
12. Laid
11. Cowboy Bebop
10. The Ultimatum
9. Divorce Insurance
8. All Her Fault
7. The Mighty Nein

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

And my top number one movie of 2025 was Sinners, idc what happens in February this is MY best picture winner!!! will forever be thinking about the ancestor dance scene, truly showcases the magic of filmmaking and how we are all connected through art 💕

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

it’s that time of year once again, where I tweet out my ranking of all the movies I watched for the first time in 2025. this year had probably the greatest breadth of quality I’ve ever had so here we go
29. Merry Little Ex-mas
28. She’s Making a List
27. No Sleep til Christmas

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

13. The Naked Gun (2025)
12. Rush Hour 2
11. Rush Hour
10. Downtown Abbey: The Grand Finale
9. The Bourne Identity
8. Weapons
7. A Walk to Remember
6. Wake Up Dead Man
5. A Few Good Men
4. The Iron Claw
3. Conclave
2. The Prestige

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Everyone that won a fantasy championship — congrats. You are officially better at life than the heavy majority of your friends and family.

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

for Hanukkah I bought my bf the jeopardy 2026 one a day calendar and he bought me eagles socks and an eagles t shirt, we’re truly living the jock-nerd dream

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

every month at my job someone gives an award to a person they felt helped them out or contributed positively. I got the award last month and this month I gave it to my manager who’s the best and this was his message after the mtg 🥹 love being appreciated at the workplace!!

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

sent my bf this tweet a few days ago and got this message this morning

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

went to a white elephant over the weekend and I really wanted this coloring book w colored pencils (so I have something to do when I watch tv not on my phone) but it was v popular so I didn’t end up w it and I was sad. so that night my bf bought me a coloring book and pencils 🥲

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

adulthood is being sooooo excited to see the fresh basil at the grocery store bc now you can toast the pine nuts you bought to make fresh pesto using your new food processor

[Slwarkow @samilicious821]

me on the airplane watching a walk to remember for the first time and silently sobbing thinking about how sad I would be if something ever happened to my bf meanwhile he’s next to me watching the dinner party episode of the office like 😃