Samantha Loreto

[Jake Johnson @jakejohnsx]

Forgiveness can change the past btw

[finney 🇦🇷🦘 @ningningeek]

latam elections: MEGA HITLER threatening to sell our country to ISRAEL, 55%. versus other guy who opposes trump, 45%.

[Mike @hammerito]

At some point it stops being jokes, I think there's a nonzero chance that Jesus Christ and the Blessed Mother have intervened

[Ben McDonald @Bmac0507]

these vibes and being blessed by the pope seems like an unfair advantage

[jannel ⚾️ 47/47 @jnnl36]

i could never be a relief pitcher cus wdym ur putting me in after the other guy loaded the bases and now it's MY PROBLEM?

[sluj @smashdirt]

EVERYTHING IS FIGUREOUTABLE.

[vee is trying… @Dr__Giran]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this?.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Techbros begging for the pope's approval like they're Venetian merchant kings.

[Dr Bai🪱 @doctorbaixue]

People acting surprised that the Pope is backing the artists as if the Catholic Church, for all its faults, isn't one of the greatest and longest patrons of the arts the world has ever known.

[mushu ♱⃓ @crappypady]

left a guy on delivered for 2 days and he removed me, protect ur peace king i ain’t shit ❤️❤️

[Thiccodachi Life @meloyonce]

Gone girl spoke of this

[mary @elaine_stritch]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” Ok well I am agog I am aghast is Marius in love at last

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i won’t redownload hinge because love will find me in the real world, where i constantly have noise cancelling headphones on

[¥ n ₱ @nne0max]

there’s actually a ton you can get in life if you could just momentarily subject yourself to the mortifying ordeal of asking for it

[girlfaggot @d0ntblameprachi]

women are socialised to believe that the gravest sin they can commit is to inconvenience others and it is maddening to realise just how inconsiderate men are allowed to be

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

the fact that darkness is basically the default state of the universe and we only get daylight because there’s a giant ball of fire nearby is kinda insane

[Una Quilmes Clasica @ceervecera]

que bellas son las tetas premenstruales ojala no estuviera completamente sumergida en la psicosis

[Craig Weiss @craigweiss]

touched grass for the first time. the ui/ux was impressive

[temple runner @misscalcula]

agnostic struggler: i don’t know who is giving me their toughest battles