sami🧚🏾‍♀️

lawyer. insouciant. jaiye kaiye

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@psychonvt Check wozzup

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

Whose Ppa is in Abeokuta south please

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@BadboyOlaoluwa Sleep

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@omxfee Girl???

[denzel. @BadboyOlaoluwa]

An artist sent me his Spotify numbers last week. 312,000 streams. He wanted to know why no one was signing him. The number he led with was the one I read last.

Here's the gap almost no artist sees: you read your dashboard for reach. I read it for whether anyone comes back. Those are different numbers, and they're usually on the same screen telling opposite stories.

What I skip past:

Total streams: It tells me a track got traffic, not that the traffic meant anything. A playlist can manufacture that overnight.

Monthly listeners: Reach, not loyalty. Watch it collapse the week an editorial placement ends. That drop tells you the placement was renting attention, not building it.

What I read first:

Save rate: A save is a listener saying "I want this again." Traffic from your own fans saves at a completely different rate than traffic from a big generic playlist. One is real demand. The other is borrowed. A high stream count sitting on a 1% save rate isn't a hit. It's a crowd walking through a room.

Skip rate in the first 30 seconds: On Spotify, a play under 30 seconds doesn't even count, and early skips actively push your track down. So a slow intro isn't an artistic choice anymore. It's a tax you pay in reach.

Repeat listeners: The people who came back on a different day. This is the only number on the whole screen that means "fan" instead of "passed through."

And the one nobody checks: who shows up in "Listeners also like." If those artists sound nothing like you, your metadata is telling the algorithm the wrong thing about what you are, and it's serving you to the wrong ears. Invisible problem. Real cost.

The big number tells you a track was heard. The small ones tell you whether it was kept. And getting heard was never the hard part. A high stream count with dead engagement isn't a hit that underperformed. It's a track people passed through on their way somewhere else.

Read the numbers that show who stayed.

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

This bike just Dey speed
Let me just get to my bus stop in peace

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

Emi ti salo oo

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

Please give me crazy excuses I can use so they’ll reject me
The receptionist said, that I live far won’t work on this man

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@ad3m___ 

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

Please give me crazy excuses I can use so they’ll reject me
The receptionist said, that I live far won’t work on this man

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

If you see my ppa, you’ll cry for me

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@MivomeizaI Found youuuuu

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

I’m going to Nysc secretariat
You people better pray if not we’re in trouble oo

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

See person wey Dey pray for

[tayo. @oluwabukunmi2x]

i miss my babe terribly

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@haveyoumetCj @AnyanwuOluseyi Untag me nauuu
You want jealousy to take my life??

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

Sameee
My photographer did not even post me

[“5’3 Esq” 🤍 @timmieexx]

Post call to bar clarity

Gagging pictures at what cost?🤣

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@_unEDITHed_ Sameee
Not looking at the time when I’m ready to do it helps. If I look at the time, I postpone so I don’t. I just stand up and do it

[ALI @Saifthesage]

How do you mediate the statutory rape of minors? An orgy with minors? How is this mediated.

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Khensani🏄🏾 @Sekahne]

this but make it law inclined.
Bayleaf (people who serve processes)
surpinher (mandating a person to show up in court)
staykolderhintaplida (iykyk)
gahnyshe (iykyk)

😂😂

[sami🧚🏾‍♀️ @samiodumeru]

@OmorinsolaLopez Make I Dey swim for Lekki ??
I’m not going oo