Sam Sandford

24, BPD, PTSD, DnD, kill me ✌️Hellenistic Pagan, Strix and aspiring funeral director

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

Just got out of the @danielhowell show in Birmingham, it was amazing and I'm praying, but not hopeful, that he sees the little note is slide on stage at the end to thank him xx https://t.co/Y103os33o0

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@UberEats is there any way I can talk to an actual person instead of getting the automated system? The way my order arrived was unacceptable and not the drivers fault. Any advice?

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@NADDPod

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

Tonight at the london @NADDPod_ show was absolutely amazing I laughed so hard I cried and nearly peed 🤣 Plus I caught a dice touched by one of the boobs!! I don't know which but it was blue?! I'm so happy 😭❤️ xxx https://t.co/BWt8FuFc64

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@NADDPod London was amazing thank you so so much xx

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@danielhowell I don’t know how to express how excited I am. I think I may have fully shit myself 😂..

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

COMFORT CHARACTERS - Part 1: Winnie the Pooh (Look 2: Honey) 🐝 Loving honey is something me and the bear have in common.

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@OrderGoodDeath Hi, sorry to bother you but is the virtual living funeral still on today? I’ve been on zoom half and hour and it’s saying please wait for the host to start this meeting? I hope everything is okay xx

[Liz Peecock @LizPeecock]

@lauramacdonald7 @jamesldowns @jobrackley Thank you. It needs a lot more of this kind of thinking. Discharging someone from services because their illness makes it impossible for them to engage with therapy is extremely cruel.

[James Downs @jamesldowns]

It's so easy to say that "the patient isn't very engaged"

It's much harder to admit that perhaps the treatment isn't very engaging in itself.

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

And still no order confirmation??

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@KVDBeauty Hi, can I get some order help please 😊

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@KVDBeauty I belive I have been charged 3 times now, all pending

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@NHS so I've waited 2 hours for a call back from 111 because I want to kill myself. Care to comment?? I know you're busy but this is bullshit.

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@allshookupdrink hi, my bf is diabetic and I can't find the carbs for the strawberry daiquiri you make anywhere. Can you please provide the nutritional information so he can take insulin 👍 thanks x

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@PatreonSupport hi I'm trying to log in to patreon on my new phone and everytime I open the verification email it says the link is expired? Any advice x

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@TicketmasterUK Hi, I have a quick question does the cardholder name get printed on tickets or the name on the account?

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@jakeandnayns I’m a little confused.. my beef madras naan seems to be chicken???? Any idea? x

[Sam Sandford @SamiShakesqueer]

@TheOodie hi, sorry to bother you but how to I dry my oodie after washing it? I know it can’t go in the tumble dryer but it’s so big and must hold a lot of water? It’s not sunny enough to put it on the line. Thanks x