Sam

[Sam @samisimps]

40 years of waiting and I finally get to see @suzyv at #IsleOfWightFest. #bucketlist

[Sam @samisimps]

@TravelSYorks It’s ok. Just turned up!

[Sam @samisimps]

@TravelSYorks Do you know what’s happening with the purple tram from the Cathedral? Seems to be AWOL

[Sam @samisimps]

@SmokTechUK can you take a look at 7135712495021404160 please. Getting nowhere with support.

[Sam @samisimps]

@SmokTechUK any chance I could get some support. Warranty claim has disappeared from your site.

[Sam @samisimps]

@discoveryplusUK the repeat adverts are surely a cruel and unusual punishment. I have seen the H&B advert 10 times already today.

[Sam @samisimps]

@RoyalNavy if there are any vessels are in the Portsmouth dockyard today, we will be sailing through at about 14.30 in the Jenny M with RO Kevin Ryan’s ashes on the way to scatter them. A salute would be amazing.

[Sam @samisimps]

Join me on @WeAre8Official to help save our planet in just 2 minutes a day. @WeAre8Official #UnitedForGood.

[Sam @samisimps]

@AirtimeRewards Curry’s PC World

[Sam @samisimps]

@FirstSouthYorks I have heard that Pinstone Street is closed to traffic, where can I catch the 51 bus to Charnock? Timetables are not reflecting any change

[Tiffany @tiffanytunes]

RT if you’re ready for a treat! #teamtiff

[Sam @samisimps]

@g_pratimaaa 27 June

[Sam @samisimps]

Genius

[Sam @samisimps]

@SophieBrownHP Superfine in DUMBO Brooklyn is great for food and cocktails and there are some great views of the Manhattan Bridge from just around the corner

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Jacob Rees-Mogg has a message for the Common People 🧐 🎩

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Someone did this to Melania Trump’s creepy Christmas trees, and it’s all I’ve ever wanted today.

[C.L. Taylor @callytaylor]

My sister's partner works in a women's refuge in Brighton. They have put together an Amazon list so the children can have a good Christmas. Presents are as little as 57p. If you can help, that would be wonderful. If you can't every RT will help. https://t.co/m41vcuEJl9

[Sam @samisimps]

@realDonaldTrump We have the shambles that is Brexit and we are still doing better than you guys!

[Sam @samisimps]

Sums it up perfectly

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP.

Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle.

[Sam @samisimps]

@JillianMichaels Orange