Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸

A raket scientist wearing various hats everyday: entrepreneur, teacher, and student of life

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

Here's the full text of the speech I delivered yesterday at the UPLB CDC Testimonial & Recognition Program: https://t.co/Oqfy0ydExI #Devcom #developmentcommunication #communication #journalism #broadcasting #educationalcommunication #sciencecommunication #BINIph #karera

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Nakatutuwang makabasa ng ganito paminsan-minsan @KTTM_PHIL

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

Gosh, my skirt reminds me of the “BLUE VERSUS GOLD DRESS” online debate of 2015😂 Buhayin natin ulit.

Pramis, periwinkle (blue-purple) and bronze itong skirt ko. O need ko na magpalit ng phone. O magpalit ng mga mata. Charot! 20/20 pa ito uy, courtesy of @shinagawa_PH 👀

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

May siningit pa pala s’yang “baka malakas po kayong kumain.” 💔💔💔

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Bata: Ate, bakit ang laki po ng tiyan n’yo?
Me: D’yan kasi s’ya (baby) lumabas.
Bata: E ba’t malaki pa rin?
Me: Ewan ko nga eh. Mawawala rin ‘yan. Exercise lang.
Bata: ‘Di n’yo po kaya.

Coach, bye na po. End ko na gym membership. Reason: Sabi ng bata 😂

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

Dati, iniisip ko kung paano kaya kung managinip ako na nasa ibang bansa ang setting. May speaking lines kaya? Mhie, sa Japan pa ‘yung akin. English, Filipino, at konting Nihongo pa nga sa isang episode. Kapuy!

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Help needed @ Zone 1, Naga City #RescuePH #KristinePH @philredcross

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

Paano ka hindi mako-conscious e nakapa-hawkeye ng mga estudyante mo. Hahaha! Napansin ng isa today na chineck ko health ng tamagotchi ko during our health break 😂
“Miss, Gen 1 ‘yan?” “Gen 2.” Hahaha! #batang90s

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

📰 Inside Out 2 raked in ₱88.8 million in gross sales on its opening day in the Philippines

🇺🇸 That’s great!

🇵🇭 Uy swerte. Tayaan mo nga otso sa Lotto!

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

*Eksena sa klase*
Me: Guys, we won’t meet next week ‘coz we have to follow the Monday sked. Then week after that is my bday kaya walang class (syempre joke lang ‘yun) for online midterms. July 2 is ILW. Sa JULY 9 tayo magkikita. JULY 9 MAGDANGAL.

Student: Slay, Miss. Slay! 🔥

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Eksena sa klase
Student 1: Acts out charades clues

Class: Two words. First word, 10 letters. Second word, 5 letters.

Student 2: Earthquake drill!

Me: 👀
Class: 🤣

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

@supergirlmac Hahahaha! Hello, Ate Mac! Nadine misses you too 🤗

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Eksena sa corridor:
Student: “Miss, do you know Rica Pe…”

Me: “Yeah, Rica Peralejo. That I look like her? Hahaha! I’ve heard that from others too.”

Student: “Opo, day 1 pa lang natin online.”

Minsan Rica P., minsan Yeng C., minsan Nadine L. Cheret lang, guiiise 😂

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

Ito talaga fun sa GTKs (getting-to-know)

Student 1: Hi Miss, my name is Donatello. Pinangalan po ako sa Ninja Turtle. My siblings are Raphael and Leonardo.

Student 2: Hi Miss, my name is Ybo. As in shuffled na Boy. #GuroDiaries

*renaissance artists ang inspo ng ninja turtles

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@hellocharskie 🤣🤣🤣 Grumpy bunny

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Dear Coach, paki-ban po ‘yung nag-cup noodles sa gym 🍜 Kundi, magdadala po akong Yumburger next time. Langhap sarap 🍔

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

🎶 Lagi nang umaawit, umaawit mula kusina hanggang sa sala /Lagi lagi 🎶 Ikaw na nakatira sa tiny home, aka condo: 👀 kusina = sala na rin halos ah #BINI #BINIph

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Haggard pala managinip sa ibang bansa: naka-Google Translate to English ‘pag nakikipag-argue 😂

Photo used to grab your attention 🤭

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@ivedelafuente Nahihiya pa akooo. Hahahahaha!

[Sam Javier 🌸🌸🌸 @samjavier]

Sa nag-imbento ng “sorimasen,” sana masarap ulam mo today. Hahaha! Tuwing magso-sorry ako in Japanese, natatawa na ako. ごめんなさい Gomen nasai. #WhenInJapan