Sam

[Sam @samkirketh]

@eggsiseggs123 It’s an impossible decision

[Sam @samkirketh]

@eggsiseggs123 Omgnopls

[Sam @samkirketh]

How is it cheaper for members of my team to commute from Spain to London than it is for me to commute from Leeds?

Flight from Barca: £24
Train from Leeds: £60-£255 (depending on the time of day)

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Sam @samkirketh]

Me at the table waiting for it to be acceptable to get seconds

[Sam @samkirketh]

@kirkystweets Had them in MK as well… they’re following me

[Sam @samkirketh]

This is so backwards.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

LGBT football fans who attend the World Cup in Qatar should show "a little bit of flex and compromise", Foreign Secretary James Cleverly says https://t.co/mBGo8uE3oY

[Sam @samkirketh]

@minxsterev @kirkystweets Her face 🫠🫠🫠

[Sam @samkirketh]

@24PolarBears She is unbelievably good

[Sam @samkirketh]

@kirkystweets @CheshireEast This is the most “Dad” thing you’ve ever done

[Sam @samkirketh]

@minxsterev Surely not

[Sam @samkirketh]

@minxsterev Yeah but you don’t have to tell everyone…

[Sam @samkirketh]

@minxsterev Stop telling everybody that you’re better at football than me

[Sam @samkirketh]

@eggsiseggs123 You must be stopped

[Sam @samkirketh]

@24PolarBears Holy shit that was mad. Up the Tan though

[Sam @samkirketh]

I give up

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

[Sam @samkirketh]

@minxsterev You can’t just be posting pictures of your ravaged brassicas on social media mum…

[Sam @samkirketh]

@24PolarBears Eeeeeeaaasy