Samantha Wittgen

Be still and know that I am God.

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

@JamieCornaire @kristenbrooooke when's this going down?

[aleesha thomas @leeshthomas]

This. The Holcomb's are the real power couple.

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

Finals week: the reason dry shampoo was invented.

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

It's amazing how effective eating a pint of Ben & Jerrys can be for my study habits.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

what happens when u put nutella on salmon

u get salmonella

ha ha haha

someone date me plz

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

@JamieCornaire nahhh, not awkward. Definitely funny though. Love you muchhhhh 😘

[Jamie Cornaire @JamieCornaire]

Is it awkward that I love hearing @samkwittgen voice, even if it is in SnapChat videos?! #MissYou #SoMuch

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

Anxiously sitting in my car waiting for @MoshSavagely to call me from Basic. Haven't heard his voice and I'm already crying. #proudsister

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

Hey computer... QUIT RESTARTING! #kthxbye

[Kate Ripperger @ripp_on_kate]

Folks, apartment E has Ebola 😷. Visitors come with chicken noodle soup, chocolate, and Lysol. #restuproomies @ksidebot @samkwittgen

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

My brother @MoshSavagely is gone, so @michadkan can I hangout with your brother? #theyretwins

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

#bestfriendstincts Like instincts, but needier and more accurate. @michadkan

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

@ripp_on_kate @frannygirl94 @samkwittgen hi. Ummm. I miss you guys. 💔

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

The best of intentions I lay at your feet.

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

“@michadkan: @guthsquad5 @samkwittgen @JackGettelman Nathan, you'll live forever” oh my gosh this is making me laugh too hard to be alone 😂

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

Brownies and kettlecorn for dinner. #finalsareover

[Samantha Wittgen @samkwittgen]

In her defense, I don't even want to be in school. WHEN DO I GET TO LOVE PEOPLE ON A NORMAL SCHEDULE?!