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[Compadre @samloffee]

Jesse Pinkman is the most logical use case I would ever find.

[𝑀𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓊𓍯༘⋆ @Dead_wth]

Hey @grok Why do people who smoke leave one cigarette upside down in the pack?

[Compadre @samloffee]

They did M7 and the buyers of KPC IPO dirty. 11 billion Kenyatta dollars

[NSE PLC @NSE_PLC]

❗Important Notice❗
Kenya Pipeline Company Plc – Cautionary Announcement on Material Litigation.

[Compadre @samloffee]

Sasa huyu anashikiliwa arudishwe kwa nyumba ndiye alikuwa anapiga flash dry kwa rooftop. You realize how close to connecting to SayunWiFi she was had she run to the guard rails in that state.

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

A few moments before Disaster 🤣🤣

[Compadre @samloffee]

Ulikuwepo?

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

I was at CHECKERS store today, and just as I was about to leave, the cashier said to me;

"If I was not working, I would ask to leave with you, nje bhuti, and spend the rest of my life with you." I was a little shy and walked away. As I was in the lift, a man that was with his wife said to me; "My brother, I think my wife would be the happiest woman ever if she could have you. I love her, but I think she deserves you. I am willing to divorce her for you. " I declined the offer.

Then I went to FNB to fix my account issues because eWallet has been giving me some problems, and the cashier said to me; "I am not single, but I would not mind leaving my man for you. Please give me your number, I will arrange to see you soon. I want to give you all my love and life. " Again, I was a little charmed and walked away.

Went home, and before I got inside the house, I prayed to God and said to Him; "God, Nkulunkulu bawo if you still have hope in me. Keep doing this for me, a little miracle, and I will regard it as a sign from You that You still love me. Come to me in the form of what I love but also do not lead me into temptation. Amen. "

Indeed, I thought God used those women as a sign that He still loves me. But, when I got inside the house, I found Gogo smiling, "Ngyathemba uthole umakoti ngoba mina umuthi wam, uBemthanda-engenamali uyasebenza."

As I was about to respond, I heard a mob protest. "Umthakathi makashiswe." Out of the blue Gogo turned into an Owl and flew away from that moment I knew that Gogo has been practicing chemical technology, ehy kodwa uGogo.

I'm reminded of this trauma because last night, an Owl showed up at my window and said, "Mntanami even uBemthanda-engenamali akasebenzanga la kuwe, buka manje ulele wedwa"

Gogo is back after 11 years. 😭

[Compadre @samloffee]

@dexxe Just compare the number of roads versus the number of traffic cameras. Traffic cameras are openly visible. It's like telling car thieves they need to pass by every police station on their route.

[Compadre @samloffee]

Your idea is very rich in assumptions and lean on realities.

[pastor micheal @dexxe]

nimepata idea mzuri mtapenda.
you see how ntsa can find your car going 51kph, take a hi-res photo that reads the plates and sms you instantly but cannot find a stolen car?
well, i figured out why and already got a solution.

[Compadre @samloffee]

@TansuYegen When we are done with aesthetics, can we thrash out why she opted for the TV to go raw on the utility power? She has insurance, no?

[Compadre @samloffee]

One of the brutal ways of reminding your debtors is to quote a humongous outstanding debt required to be settled via written channels. Debtor on seeing this would be spooked and give the correct owed amount, thereby inadvertently acknowledging debt and amount. Simultaneously.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Several bloggers have already apologized following the Danstan Omari demand letter.

Some have deleted posts.

Others have gone silent.

But the demand letter wasn't only asking for an apology.

It also sought KSh 20 million from each recipient.

That raises a question many seem to be avoiding:

If the apologies amount to an acknowledgment that the original claims were inaccurate, does the claimant stop there?

Or does the compensation demand remain on the table?

The apologies may have answered one question.

They may have created another.

Either way, you can be sure Danstan Omari is probably enjoying every minute of this saga.

For the bloggers, however, the real concern may be whether the apology was the end of the matter or the moment they opened a completely different can of worms.

[Compadre @samloffee]

The cat has come to realize no one is exempt from the PROGRAM. KDUST reigns supreme.

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Compadre @samloffee]

Umewahi sikia Manchester Sacco? Should be your last option but still an option.

[VTI @vintheinvader]

Nipatiwe idea ya kufanyisha hii kitu mboka ama itoshee kwa mfuko 😄

Ordered it from the UK in Feb to use it for event gear transportation. After the robbery incident at my residence in March this year, I've gotten less invested in purchasing more event gear that will require such a transportation van.

It's a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter 314 long wheel base, YOM 2019, Diesel, Manual transmission

[Compadre @samloffee]

This travesty of a structure does not meet the safety standards for public learning institution dormitory. Safety should have come first b4 sycophancy and idol worshipping. I give it an F. If you are the patron overseeing this mess using CDF funds you will have your day in docks!

[JALANG'O @JalangoMwenyewe]

500 bed domitory at Karen C! Completed and handed over! #UtuNawatu #ProtectingLangata #Langata1

[Panzerpicture @Panzerpicture]

This isn’t a glitch.

YouTube’s AI has wiped out 13+ years of WWII tank archive footage and veteran stories. My entire channel is gone, and my account has been disabled 155,000 subscribers erased overnight.

People are now calling me a PDF file, because in their minds the channel “wasn’t deleted” even though you can clearly see that it was. https://t.co/ZKFbIbWFrO

That's the internet for you!

First, the channel was removed. Then, my entire account was disabled. YouTube support bots claiming it was a Google product trigger, doesn't make a lick of sense when the channel was deleted first!

The content that got flagged? Historical WWII footage. No nudity. No inappropriate intent. Just real history yet it was labeled as “child abuse material.”

And I’m not the only one this has happened to.
https://t.co/URAlJuc7XX

This isn’t just about one channel. It raises serious concerns about how automated systems are handling and potentially erasing historical archives.

We can’t let real history be misclassified or disappear like this.

#RestorePanzerPicture #YouTubeCensorship #WWIIHistory #SaveHistory

Support the effort to restore the archive: https://t.co/AXzajRGruv

https://t.co/URAlJuc7XX

[Compadre @samloffee]

It's a foregone conclusion, the benefits of retired president do not apply if you are serving serious prison time.

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

When a president retires,the only person who can order interference of his benefits is the sitting president.

After retirement, Uhuru and his office said some benefits provided under the Presidential Retirement Benefits Act were delayed or not fully provided. He claimed he was personally paying for fuel for some vehicles, some staff contracts had not been renewed, and his office was underfunded.

My question is,if the current president is responsible, would he be happy when the same is done to him from September 2027?

[NI_Mensah @NI_Mensah]

"Heads of state start off sober and end up insane. It is the nature of the job.
However, there are three heads of state who started off insane; Caligula, the third Roman emperor of the Julio-Claudian dynasty who reigned between 37 and 41 AD, Donald Trump and William Ruto."

[Compadre @samloffee]

@Cine_vichaar In BCS+BB universe, small details (breadcrumbs) usually have or are huge plot anchor points to the series

[Compadre @samloffee]

Please buy a screw driver set na stool. We don't want Gatete Njoroge in your premises.

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

Among the many things I've learned while living alone is how to fix stuff around my house 😅. The other weekend I had a girlfriend over and she was laughing hard watching me try to fix my sound system, 😭🤣,,she was like how did I even know which wire goes where, I even had a knife! This morning I'm on top of the table because I need my curtains washed while I put up others and in the process kuna bolts za kufungua. Had to improve the use of a knife because nitafungua na nini?! I think whatever a man can do , I can do too 💯💯😅

[Compadre @samloffee]

Think of it as pro bono. If the owner decided to charge for subscription licences, serious money like Adobe and Microsoft,you can be sure at least 70 percent of media stations will go off air. 10pc may manage to licence instantly, the rest will be pirating or use opensource

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

I have used it since college.

How do they make money?

[Compadre @samloffee]

@WashiraX You take a holiday in Cayman islands or anywhere outside the territory of kasongo and do all yearly resolutions there. Case closed, right?

[Compadre @samloffee]

This week, the president was in murang'a county for some "road" projects. In fact the constituency bodabodas were mobilized at 1k each to Grace the launch. The launch was for a "move-straight" trail which was hurriedly dumped with quarry waste. Even the area mca gave wide berth

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

"Zile barabara tumelaunch tunazilaunch tena from the opposite side"

[Compadre @samloffee]

Mko na odosity. Mnaita kichwa ya Mheshimiwa echo chamber

[Oscar @makupa_]

No helmet or reflector. Just teeth and a hollow skull.