Sam

[Sam @samlongacre]

Good bones

[CXCarroll @CXCarroll]

The best answer for a new greenfield city is Cairo Illinois: it sits at the intersection of the Mississippi, Tennessee, and Ohio rivers and is practically uninhabited.

The best answer for an existing city is probably…

[Sam @samlongacre]

P much

[barstool syria PhD @BarstoolSyria]

Map of places I would live

[Sam @samlongacre]

0-5 in fantasy this week. On the hot seat

[Sam @samlongacre]

Just ran into a guy on broad street calling my rendition of Won’t Back Down the “karaoke heard round the world”

[Sam @samlongacre]

Hot yoga changed my life

[Lynn Becker @LynnBecker]

Chicago places 29th in a new Oxford survey of global cities, after NYC (1st), Seattle, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Boston, Washington, Dallas, Denver,Houston and Atlanta.
https://t.co/LAiUpzqHhd

[Sam @samlongacre]

Upstairs neighbor playing full contact jenga again

[Sam @samlongacre]

Sam’s work is advised to never phone him after 5. He watches sopranos clips on youtube for six hours and is normally asleep by 11 😴

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Spurs staff is advised to never phone Wemby after 9:30.

He reads for an hour and is normally asleep by 10:30 😴

(via @Monroe_SA)

[Joe Kaverman @JoeKaverman]

Fours up #AllGrit #ItTakesAllOfUs

[Joe Kaverman @JoeKaverman]

#ItTakesAllOfUs #PutYourFoursUp #OnePride

[Sam @samlongacre]

@lockheedfartin Least intelligent streameast chat

[Colton Daniel @coltondaniel]

@samlongacre and I tomorrow

[Phillie Thoughts (formerly Train Thoughts) @philliethoughts]

Wish I had my own personal train. It would go so fast

[ARCHIVED: NASA_SLS @NASA_SLS]

🚀 MILESTONE ALERT

The RS-25 engine installation process has begun for the SLS rocket that will help power @NASAArtemis II. The engines produce more than 2 million pounds of thrust to help send @NASA_Orion and the crew inside around the Moon.

LEARN MORE: https://t.co/jcCXX6PTTJ

[Sam @samlongacre]

@lockheedfartin @RoastHimJim

[Sam @samlongacre]

@lockheedfartin @lockheedfartin

[Sam @samlongacre]

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[New York Jets @nyjets]

We've signed WR Jerome Kapp.

[Jerome Kapp @JeromeKapp85]

Just want to say thank you to @Temple_FB for allowing me to showcase my talent at their Pro Day this year. It was a dream come true and none of it would have been possible without the support of friends and family! The Journey Continues! #TrustGodsPlan 🖤🫶🏼

[Sam @samlongacre]

Sparking joy by crushing a 32 oz monster by 10 am