talor

psu

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

tweeting for the girls who always picked truth in truth or dare cuz they didn't feel like getting up to do anything

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[popsee @qopsee99]

I could fuck up a chicken case idea rn

[mafy @mafyfy25]

A parte favorita do meu dia eh quando eu to na cama assim

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Noticing

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

Yall talkin bout some euphoria like this is MARK SLOAN. OF GREY SLOAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

[sarah @slothanova]

do something @FBI @NATO @TheTweetOfGod

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

how it feels bothering the same 3 people everyday

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Bad Bunny naming dozens of countries in the Americas and then holding up a football that reads "together we are America"....such an iconic Super Bowl performance wow

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[fawn @fawnncel]

you met me at a very my stomach hurts so bad time of my life

[🪩relative cat deprivation🪩 @allnightbysnsd]

there is nothing classy i can say about this.

[Golden Globes @goldenglobes]

We’d also move to Ottawa for you, Hudson Williams 🫶 #GoldenGlobes

[• @WordsCocoon]

january 1, thursday...

[crittur @miwwmiu]

In 2026 I’m going to be beautiful and have fun