sammy wammy

pancaked by drunk dump truck driver

[sammy wammy @samlongg]

begging the bartenders at the amsterdam gay bar to put the knicks game on

[gemini @goldashh]

if you rooting for the spurs you a bitch

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

good morning.

your Knicks are headed to the finals for the first time since 1999.

[Marla ⚖️🍉 @MarlaTalksBall]

The Dodgers twice

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

[ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment Center @JahnZilch]

i can't believe @NintendoAmerica endorsed this. I'll probably never buy another @NintendoAmerica product ever again

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In a stunning rebuke to Donald Trump's immigration crackdown, the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma just snatched up a massive warehouse that ICE had its eyes on and shut down plans for a new huge detention center before it could even begin.

[Robert ⚾ @Giants55]

As the season begins, it's important to remember...

FUCK THE DODGERS!

[Mike Hoerger, PhD MSCR MBA @michael_hoerger]

Cuba is experiencing nationwide blackouts, and clinicians have requested N95s. I will donate a dollar for every RT this gets in the next hour.

MAKE ME PAY.

James is organizing a fundraiser. Venmo: James-Ray-24

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

> 70 years ago, Iran looked just like any Western country.
> Short skirts, rock’n’roll, open universities.
> It’s 1953. Iran elects a secular socialist: Mohammad Mossadegh.
> He nationalizes oil. That pisses off BP.
> Cold War excuse.
> CIA and MI6 stage a coup. Operation Ajax.
> Mossadegh is overthrown.
> They install the Shah, a brutal US-backed dictator.
> Secret police. Torture chambers.
> Iran turns into a puppet state.
> People are that desperate, they turn to Khomeini, an exiled cleric, promising independence and dignity.
> 1979: Islamic Revolution.
> The Shah flees.
> US embassy stormed. Hostage crisis.
> America never forgives.
> Arms Saddam Hussein.
> Iraq invades Iran.
> US provides chemical weapons, satellite intel, logistics.
> 1 million Iranians die.
> Iranian kids sent into minefields with plastic keys around their necks.
> US shoots down Iran Air Flight 655
> 290 civilians dead.
> No apology.
> Fast forward today, Israel attacks Iran.
> The U.S. immediately says “we stand with Israel.”
> They talk about “regime change.”
> They say that Iranians “deserve freedom.”
> No mention of the coup they started.
> No mention of the dictator they installed.
> No mention of the war they fueled.
> No mention of the decades of sanctions and sabotage.
> They created the monster, and now they attacked it because it was still breathing.
> Watch who they try to put on the throne next.
> The son of the Shah is already being presented as the “alternative.”
> The same dynasty.
> The same foreign backing.
>The same promises of stability.
> History will repeats itself.
> And it’s not gonna end well.

[Suzie Dawson @Suzi3D]

I'm going to keep saying it until people get it.

AI *is* mass surveillance.

All AI. Not some. All. By design and by default.

https://t.co/YsgeHkb2OJ

[sammy wammy @samlongg]

“bo bichette to the mets” “kyle tucker to the dodgers” do you all want me to die

[Chuu 3 @Chuu4Lenin]

Annoying ass uncle asking me if they added emojis onto the LGBTQ acronym

[sammy wammy @samlongg]

who is hermes kelly

[sammy wammy @samlongg]

bye doak :(

[sammy wammy @samlongg]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was destined to make spreadsheets

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

1000 year curse on the KKKnicks justified

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

JUST VOTED FOR ZOHRAN AGAIN GOD IS GOOD