darth mallgrab

volume shooter

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smells like one big newport outside

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@CottagePvP Get off your phone bro

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last nights happenings on love island was red wedding levels of television

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learning how to juggle is humiliating because great now i have to pick up 3 things

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Sunburned ear

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spotify got morris wormed

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@CottagePvP

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if you lead a horse to water, and you can’t make it drink. Whos the horse ?

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licking the bottom of my stanley cup to build up a tolerance to mercury

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i love eating pretzels. Reminds me of driftwood. Chewing on driftwood

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wendys playing in your fucking face making you order some shit called a biggie bag

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boards of canada son or squarepusher daughter

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i did not realize benadryl did all that

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Losing weight is crazy cuz why my thong baggy

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i shouldve stayed in the goddamn nut sack

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browsing stockX for baby shoes. never worn.

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reached unfathomable levels of employed when pmo started meaning project management office

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opened two gifts today….,,.. they were my eyes

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walk into the gyno and everybody die of wap by proxy 😞

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