Samuel Paredes

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

One thing conservatives to do is piss their pants about crime and gangs and then tell you how cool white criminal gangs are

[Altschmerz @last_futurist]

This is how I feel as a cis guy with a bunch of trans discourse in my timeline

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Apparently this is how right-wingers act when they see roadkill:

[Mrs Millicent: Whimsy mode ✝️♿ 🏳️‍🌈 @MillieCheesey]

TLDR:
Rock Solid wants to fuck roadkill and it takes the literal power of God to keep his urges in check.

[Oli @MedianEarnerOli]

It is absolutely nuts that the NHS killed MF DOOM haha

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

If 3 Black people took a White man on a boat expedition and didn’t return with him the president would be making a speech right now.

Rest in power Nolan Wells

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Game on, Nige.

[Oliver Gausden @DinomiteVGC]

For my non-UK friends who don't follow our politics:

- The leader of the far right party has called an election in his area as a publicity stunt to show he can win against "the establishment"

- He will be running exclusively against a man wearing a bin

- He might actually lose

[MONK @TheMightyPting]

Imagine wanting this over the NHS

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

We are officially at the "eat before you go out" level of the economy.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Anybody this prone to hysterics because an American tech company might no longer have a back door into all UK public sector data should probably be investigated for backhanders.

[jabber 🚯 @JABBERR34]

i might be depressed but atleast i ain't white

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[22 U.S.C. § 2304 @RefrmDemocracy]

Cuomo would be on his ninth trip to Israel by now.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[ells @ellsclare]

sorry but can I share how I received a Vinted parcel today (toy for my son)

[ima ✦ @chrysanthemore]

"larp this larp that" lets really talk about how everyone is larping as a black person nowadays

"saxophones getting louder" you dont even know what that means or what movie thats from omg

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

having our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean water is a failure of the human species