Sam Marx

Walking encyclopedia of movie knowledge, Giants fanatic, single-malt enthusiast.

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The new GoT spinoff:

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I hate the Padres

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@EliTBritton Hahaha perfect! I have it bad

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What’s the name of the syndrome where you never remember what your Amazon orders are until you open the box

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The Santa Ana airport would be a 9/10 airport, except its food options are a -3/10

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New Dr. Strange slaps incredibly hard.

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Are people sleeping on CODA because it’s on Apple TV? Maybe my favorite movie of 2021. The “I need to know your intentions” scene is the hardest I laughed in any movie from last year

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My Sunday Scaries were majorly triggered by the notification noise in that Slack commercial

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@eloyonair Just watched episode 8. She definitely… makes some choices

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Ok what if we had Mr. Mercedes but with Mr. Mistoffellees instead

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The trickiest treat: we are giving out full size candy bars, but they’re ALMOND JOYS muahahahahaha

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Dune: the second greatest “What’s in the box”in cinema history

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Movie nitpick: in Gladiator when Maximus quietly tells the emperor who he is (the whole “father to a murdered son” speech), how does everyone below ground suddenly know his name by the time the gladiators go down the elevator? There’s no way they heard him, right?

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I heard that the Oscar-winning documentary My Octopus Teacher was great and I wanted to watch it. I accidentally got my cephalopods confused and watched 9 hours of Squid Game instead. Big mistake. Huge

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Walker “Mat Latos” Buehler

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Buster Posey is the greatest opposite field hitter of all time

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I feel like all Tommy La Stella does is get hits

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Me five minutes ago: “how does Kapler pinch hit for his clean up hitter who just homered two innings ago?”
Me now: “Gabe Kapler is a baseball Einstein and Lamonte Wade is god”