Samantha Jean

I make plans to break plans, and I've been planning something big.

[Samantha Jean @sammasaurus]

@hqtrivia Sammasaurus, level 5

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@PerryA

[Samantha Jean @sammasaurus]

It's borderline offensive @jimmyjohns won't deliver to me when I'm 1.01 miles away from the closest store. I just want a sandwich! 😢

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#trump for all the people. Except the fat ones. And the women. And the Muslim people. And the Hispanic people. So you know. Like half.

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Donald trump will defeat isis by sexually assaulting them. #debate

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@scobeard absolutely! I will DM you my email in a few min.

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@kellylovestype @scobeard I do! I love it! Great interval training and I've lost about ten lbs so far. First class is free!

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This is how you kill a Monday morning. @ Orangetheory Fitness Arlington - Ballston https://t.co/fZgKf8BDdf

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Brown sugar spiced baked chicken. #dinner #yum #ignorethepaperplate #dishessuck https://t.co/6FyUz0QMJO

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Shamrock-ing. https://t.co/VdpoTDHzP4

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This is NOT where you go. #rebelkitty #catsofinstagram #seriously https://t.co/6NpeTVvCyY

[Samantha Jean @sammasaurus]

I'm at Rocklands Barbeque & Grilling Company in Arlington, VA https://t.co/zOTtI4X2QW

[Samantha Jean @sammasaurus]

I'm at Rocklands Barbeque & Grilling Company in Arlington, VA https://t.co/YLEutZvXl6

[Samantha Jean @sammasaurus]

Oliver's great adventure. #meow #catsofinstagram #wheredoyouthinkyouregoing #nicetry https://t.co/g8oWPYmz2w

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Cat yoga. Look at that awesome extension. #catsofinstagram http://t.co/xwxWFVqLrq

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He got dinner, I made breakfast. Having an awesome weekend with @prestonoshea and bananas foster… http://t.co/cOQ78EpRdo

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Pretty flowers from my love @prestonoshea #valentine http://t.co/eqnsovrR8P

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A lovely mid-morning surprise from the awesome @prestonoshea has me in a great mood and ready for an… http://t.co/lp3iJUtxK9

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Tonight in adventures in cooking... Seared (mostly seared) scallops with a citrus-chili cream sauce.… http://t.co/9Hca6FkxHd

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#goodmorning #nofilter #sunrise http://t.co/KMj9UFNGNN