Sam Baker

dumpling enthusiast

[Sam Baker @sammb68]

this is the season of me rescuing caterpillars off sidewalks because i don’t want them getting stepped on

[trash jones @jzux]

i wasn’t born for a 9-5 i was born to watch the sunset on a porch with my buddies

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Paul revere in NH about to be apt as fuckkkk

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

fergie once said “if you ain't got no money take your broke ass home” and i’ve been home ever since

[emma⸆⸉ @sprksflyswft]

the weather for tomorrow???

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A Republican president could stack the Supreme Court with justices who will rip away all of the progress we’ve made. https://t.co/peZv2sXdQO

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

[Sam Baker @sammb68]

SCOTUS be like:

[SZA @sza]

Sometimes u gotta let shit fall apart .

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Maybe we shouldn’t be super literal about a nearly 240-year-old document that defined Black people as 3/5 of a person?

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

june was supposed to be Pride but it ended up being Prejudice 😭

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

"you can't just kill people" should not be this controversial of a take

[trash jones @jzux]

if you can’t handle me at my worst then we have that in common

[🌻 @oyerooh]

is that all you want to be? liked? wouldn't you rather be passionately and voraciously desired?

— margaret atwood, from "bodily harm"

[trash jones @jzux]

i wasn’t born to work a 9-5 i was born to play the sims

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This is the way.