Samantha

[Samantha @sammdigioia]

@AirFranceUS @airfrance @AirFranceFR @Delta anything to say? A picture is worth a thousand words ❤️

[Samantha @sammdigioia]

@Delta @airfrance would love for your explanation on why my carry on bag was FORCIBLY taken from me with all of my personal belongings as I’m on the way to a wedding due to a full flight. The insanely rude front desk worker legitimately told me “you have no choice” as if I’m in 1945 Germany. Would love for your defense on what actions will be taken to ensure my bags aren’t lost and your disgusting employee is spoken to. I’m flying from Newark to Florence. Your attention is appreciated and necessary.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

We need to talk about Aquarians

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Hope Britney Spears has a nice day

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aquarius: ,, !// “ &”
Crush: I love you too

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

911: what's your emergency
Aquarius: just relax dude

[Samantha @sammdigioia]

@fastaf_app hi, I keep trying to make an account but when I get to the create account prompt after entering my name, it doesn’t work

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 6/7 in Aquarius: It’s not exactly the place but the memory that you understand. What finds itself in the real. Some music, some dancing. It can all be possible—keep trying.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Trump lacks the intellectual ability to process what is happening and why. He lacks the mental composition and fortitude to make smart decisions in a crisis. He lacks the moral authority to speak to the nation at a moment of crisis. America is in chaos and without a President

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

no matter the size of your opponent, always give it your all 😤👌

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the best time to be alive is 2am

[pat regan @poregan]

When someone explains something to me I’m like...why are u doing this to us

[grace @idesheaven]

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”

[Django Gold @django]

looking back on it, it's even funnier how those celebrities decided it was time to sing us that "Imagine" montage after being stuck inside for like 36 hours