Sam Meier (he/she)

Netflix - Bullshit S1 E10. Comedian, actor, writer, human Faberge egg. Host of @couchpotatoqwnz Drag Race/Survivor podcasts. I am a very gay mist.

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I don’t like sports but I *do* like athletes. Check me out on Ep 10 of @netflix series #bullshitthegameshow

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@mariabamfoo I am available now!

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@mariabamfoo I’m available to zoom now!

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Today, I became the first Jewish-American political appointee to resign from the Biden-Harris administration over its policies in Gaza. Here is my resignation letter:

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@paige_me0wster Have you checked with Ruth Ellis Center?

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@mariabamfoo I am RIGHT NOW available to listen to 45 minutes of comedy material in exchange for a t-shirt!

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Just found out Panera Lemonade has a problematic boyfriend 🥴

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@HIHOblake Omg love you so much 💖💖💖

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My brother in Christ, ya girl has never sucked a dick in her life

[Page Six @PageSix]

Travis Kelce once admitted it’s a ‘dealbreaker’ if a girl doesn’t ‘like to give oral sex’ https://t.co/oQdhETFwf4

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@turtle7313 I’m obsessed with this picture

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The degree to which I identified with this statement was both euphoric and concerning

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I can tell when a Diet Coke is close to or past it’s expiration date in one sip. I will let the establishment know. I am gentle and not pushy but I do think it’s important they are informed

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(I realize the answer is probably drugs but still)

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Why does he kiss like that? Why is he always making direct eye contact with the camera? The chin rubbing?

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Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner kissing at Beyonce’s Renaissance World Tour.

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@mtgperry Is it any good? Been thinking of getting into it!

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“F*ck, Marry, Kill” would be the hardest name for a spy movie

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@mylesdeloser Omg angel you look gorgeous!

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@turtle7313 Tess (Georgina Campbell) in Barbarian! Plus the Detroit of it all ✨

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Rachel Dolezal is shaking

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Iggy Azalea announces new single titled “Money Come,” dropping Friday, August 25th. 💵

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Rewatching the Eragon movie and it is truly the “M Night Shyamalan’s Avatar” for closeted theater kids

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Fran grabbed this man by the damn THROAT

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Stephen Amell Clarifies His “Misinterpreted” Anti-Strike Comments in Lengthy Statement https://t.co/PEA75T8neN