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a bad bitch with anxiety is still a bad bitch | cat mom | she/her

[sammi @sammi___s]

Also makes me wanna visit Montana REAL bad

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@devneyperry is my new favorite romance author and I will be reading all of her books by the end of the year 🫡♥️

[sammi @sammi___s]

@ChazHill22 I will quite literally make a playlist of the setlist and run through it over and over before the concert 💀💀💀💀

[sammi @sammi___s]

First strike: The Office leaving
Second strike: New Girl leaving

One more strike Netflix, then you’re OUTTA HERE

[Jenn 🫧🩷✨🪴 @JLukey_5]

newgirl is leaving netflix???? are u kidding me!?!?!?! rude 😢

[sammi @sammi___s]

Every time I read the sentence “where are we going?” I immediately say out loud “To Velaris, the City of Starlight”

Doesn’t matter what book I’m reading, my head and heart is always in the ACOTAR world 😅

[sammi @sammi___s]

There is nothing I love more in a book than when a man is wholeheartedly obsessed with a woman.

[sammi @sammi___s]

Happy I don’t ever have to plow snow, sad because I have to then figure out all the times / details for the 17 guys who did plow and our 100+ properties 🥲

[sammi @sammi___s]

My dreams have been so freaking nuts lately

[LB @lnbshr]

Either I drastically change my appearance or address the mental turmoil I’ve been distracting myself from for months

[sammi @sammi___s]

“Doggy…UGH HE JUST SHIT ON MY BED” 😭😂😭😂

[sammi @sammi___s]

“He’s eating fire, he loves eating fire” “puppy, stop being crazy!” “He has a button so I just turned him off”
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Nothing I love more than Oakley telling me about her fake puppy dog hahaha

[sammi @sammi___s]

*grabs him violently* “stop dancing!!! I’ll give him a shot cause it makes him stop dancing.” LMFAO

[lex @lexestep]

ain't letting nobody ruin my mood this year so if you a bad vibe stay away from me. respectfully

[sammi @sammi___s]

I’ve refused to get internet at my house b/c I’m not sure how long I’ll be here, so all I do is read or watch movies on my dvd player. For Christmas, I got 2 new books sets and the entire Harry Potter movie set, so looks like I’ll be fine for however long this place is my home 🥰

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Men, be better.
Ladies, be careful out there.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I never do these, but story time: I was polite to a dude at a salsa bar at a restaurant 3 months ago. He asked where I was from and what I did for work and I told him. He was familiar with the city I live in and asked which school I taught at, so I mentioned the name.

[sammi @sammi___s]

SJM really decided that the last 200 pages of each of her books would be the bane of all of her readers’ existences. Congratulations Sarah, you WIN

[sammi @sammi___s]

@AriannaDantone For me, it’s this + wine LOL

[out of context new girl @nonewgirlcontxt]

mentally i’m here