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chronic soulsborne nerd (DS1-3, Elden Ring) - thoroughly kitty-coded - the most correctest cat you ever did see

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@esjesjesj you can tell the top one is right wing because its just more of their famous cuck fantasy

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@mellip3de but then you wont see "Donald Trump dead at 80 years old. He-"

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@scadutree Amazing, FromSoftware is the first ever company to plagiarize itself. 🥹

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@nyaraVT How much money did Israel give you 🙄

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@metropkwy unrepostable. you should be imprisoned for such behavior

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@phaseknight_ "with myth yet unwritten because we're waiting for ChatGPT to finish generating its next message..."

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My kitten never sleeps without her favorite peanut.

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@DedryVeryReal @violet_octopi oh god dont get me started

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@From_E_To_You white people when "ok now lets do a silly one"

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@waffleswillapon oh my god guys theres also these two separate places called castles?? these two big structures with walls and towers in them?? seems like really lazy design guys why couldn't they just reinvent the wheel from scratch like my favowite video game developer hoyoverse

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@LookAtMyMeat1 hey fuck you man

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@ttheplaindoll these things weren't helping me anyway

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@neferhaitham complaining about his girlfriend

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@SmasherIsEma BUT its not just "build a bit of muscle and stay lean forever yippee :)))))" because muscles atrophy when you dont steadily maintain them with resistance training

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@SmasherIsEma Mild exercise is good for your health, but remember that it's not the actual physical activity making you lose calories. 80% of the calories you burn is your body simply maintaining the muscles you already have. More muscle - higher maintenance - more calories burned passively

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@Sir_Osvaldo "CASTRATE READ BEAR" got a full one minute laugh out of me

[Aisling @burnthelilacs]

This is gonna be a very hot take but:

I genuinely believe that at the moment, the most damaging-to-trans-people thing an individual trans person can do, short of like a mass shooting, is fearmongering about DIY HRT.

[Lilac @LilacNRoses]

@burnthelilacs Its always the purely hypothetical "But what if the HRT was actually laced with fentanyl" that has never happened before weighed against the reality of thousands upon thousands of trans people taking their own lives when they can't get HRT.

Being anti-DIY is just pro-suicide idc

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@violet_octopi Exactly, like I LOVED Lies of P because I feel like the developers really decoded the souls formula and made a great iteration on it correctly without shamelessly copying previous titles.

That shit is like Legally Distinct Fantasy Game Thats Totally Not Elden Ring: The Game