sammi schmidt

somehow I’m a nurse

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

It's absolutely insane how much effort you can put into someone or something and get nothing in return

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Who wants to join us at @usbankstadium tomorrow?

Repost for a chance to win a pair of tickets to #KCvsMIN.

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[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Statement from Head Coach Kevin O’Connell

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

if you loud in the morning i automatically don’t like you

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

again, if they want to, they will.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Every person who leaves your life creates a new space for people who are more aligned to enter.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

do you ever feel super sad and you’re like wow I am the saddest girl in the world and there is no reason for it I am simply tragic but then realize you’re about to get your period and actually that’s the reason and this happens every month yet is mystifying each time

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

You ever been so excited for something & then it just doesn’t work out how you thought it would? I. Am. Bummed.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

Crazzyyyyy how fast people stop caring about you when things get hard

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

literally nothing more annoying than Spotify wrapped omfg😵‍💫

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

@twaege but my depression loves November 1st christmas

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

Who do you give your first impression rose to for the next season of #TheBachelor? 🌹

Retweet this tweet for CHRISTINA! #BachelorVote

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“Fuck it, Darius Slay down there somewhere” #MINvsPHI

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

@NedarbPeterson 🗑🚮

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

😂😂😂😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“He’s clearing out defenders faster than a teenager clears his search history.”

What do you mean by that?

[Tine @BachTweetss]

Jesse: grab your best friend, or whoever’s on the couch sitting next to you :)

Me:

#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Reed4Speed @reedbartonmusic]

Gretchen Wilson : let me get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me !

6 year old me : Hell YEAH

[sammi schmidt @sammiischmidt]

@twaege The worst place in all of forks🥵