Sam

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[Sam @sammirusso]

A very accurate depiction of my life

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Mike Figueredo @HumanistReport]

If Lumon were a real company you’d bring Kier Eagan on your podcast to lick his boots and talk about how the “woke” left is “communist” for being against corporations severing people.

[Tom Dreisbach @TomDreisbach]

Here are some of the Jan. 6 defendants who received a full and unconditional pardon from Trump tonight:

[SZA @sza]

Was tryna be polite but I really need a new season of severance right the fuck now .

[Sam @sammirusso]

@taragaffneyy 🥹

[Sam @sammirusso]

@taragaffneyy I definitely learned what a birkin was from GG

[Sam @sammirusso]

@taragaffneyy ❤️❤️❤️

[Sam @sammirusso]

@TatianaRiant @iamenhough @CarolAnneDougl1 Jeez. Anyone know the condition of Foxmoore in North Fort Myers? Near old bridge. Thank you

[Sam @sammirusso]

@tgaffney13 @taragaffneyy I’m mad I don’t already know this story

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[TLG @taragaffneyy]

Pro-life is anti-death penalty, all people having access to quality health care, a comprehensive social safety net in order to protect mothers/children from poverty, free higher education, tight gun laws, birth control, and sex ed in every school. This is not pro-life.

[Sam @sammirusso]

@taragaffneyy Soooooo true

[Sam @sammirusso]

@AntBassolino @taragaffneyy BRB gotta Uber home

[Sam @sammirusso]

@taragaffneyy Always more excited. Much appreciated to balance out the dread of entering my very late 20s

[Sam @sammirusso]

@taragaffneyy Dear lord this is bad

[Sam @sammirusso]

@taragaffneyy I have proof you were there

[Sam @sammirusso]

@Alyssa_kramer33 Congrats!!!!

[Sam @sammirusso]

@kaiterin Dads definitely crazy 😹😹😹😹

[Sam @sammirusso]

@dingle_king Appreciate this

[Sam @sammirusso]

Fuck a bar that still plays Ignition (yes this is my first tweet in over a year)