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Goals for my senior year at college - bring back juicy couture jumpsuits

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I’ve been in Paris 5 days and we walked 57 miles lol

[Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends @ArtMemeLord]

museum tweet

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In honor of Magic Happens at Disneyland

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Them: Aw where did you get laid off from?

Me:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A New Jersey Little League Will Force Parents That Confront An Umpire To Suit Up And Ump 3 Games Before They Are Allowed To Return As Spectators https://t.co/4txMYAYkNb

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A man cut me while getting off the airplane and I literally yelled “oh we’re cutting now”

The fear in his face 🤣🤣🤣

Some people need to be checked

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@j_abell2 I mean Kim K did launch a line and I am wearing one now HAHA

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Goals for my senior year at college - bring back juicy couture jumpsuits

[Sαm Μιsurειι @sammizz24]

Great lecture tonight on Professionalism by @deenamcrae at @UCIrvine part of @UCI_Urology Zoom Grandest Rounds. Logging in all the way from📍Philadelphia

[brian garrett-glaser @bgarrettglaser]

There are currently three helicopters hovering right above my apartment in Philadelphia at 10:30 PM on a Wednesday night.

Why, you ask? Is there a high-speed chase, amber alert, or a flipped-over 18-wheeler?

Nay. A historic gas station is being slowly moved. Riveting live TV.

[Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends @ArtMemeLord]

What brand logos would have looked like in the middle ages 💀

THREAD:

[Sαm Μιsurειι @sammizz24]

Bryan is sound asleep happily dreaming and all i wanna do is wake him up and annoy him 🙃

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YikYak >>>>> TikTok

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I can’t believe this has to be said but PLEASE STACK YOUR BIN AT THE AIRPORT OMG

[Degrassi Threads 7K @ThreadsDegrassi]

We lost JT Yorke 16 years ago today

[Shabnam Nasimi @NasimiShabnam]

Male university students have walked out of their exam in protest against Taliban’s decision to BAN female students from university education.

Several male professors have also resigned so far.

This must happen across the country NOW!

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@bluebuffalo Bonkers 🐱 loves his blue buffalo HF

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@declangmurphy Hello Dr. Murphy, I am hoping to get in contact with you regarding @UCI_Urology Grandest Rounds hosted by @RalphVClayman as the email we have on file shows you are on sabbatical. Please email us at [email protected] as this is time sensitive.

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Such high and such lows this weekend

[Philly Cultural Workers United @PhillyCWU]

Here’s the scene that greeted journalists arriving at @philamuseum today for the press preview of the scab-installed Matisse exhibition.

The exhibition’s VIP opening is this Saturday evening. Join us to welcome the VIPs as they arrive!