SpamelaAnderson

if you’d like to reach me leave me alone #mybodymychoice 🎀

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

conversation I had with Goldie this morning

“are you ready to put on fresh jammies and binge watch real housewives with momma?! oh you have no choice so you say yes?! YAYYYYY quarantine!”

#motherhood

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

did the holy trifecta tonight 1.Pilates https://t.co/fc7npZPq5B 3. Whole Foods #blessed

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my toddler is eating an assortment of “crispy toppings” from various salad kits that I never add to salads but can’t ever bring myself to throw away & she keeps saying “yum my favorite treats” 😂 #motherhood

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

with love & light please stop going to restaurants on holidays & get a fucking life #restaurantproblems

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was planning on leaving for work early to get ice cream and the work bestie texts me and says he’s already picked up my favorite flavor and he has hot gossip … god bless … I really am so lucky and everything goes my way 🥰

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

there is a peppa pig goes on holiday in Italy episode ???? wow amazing 10/10 stars Im living for these jet setting pigs 🐽

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

my favorite insta story to watch is this guy I went to college with sings a different song while he smokes a joint in his crusty ass bedroom everyday, pure entertainment pure comic relief

[best of sarah snook @bestofsnook]

🎥 | The Succession cast singing together 🥹

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

I just want to binge watch undercover boss in my pajamas all day

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Wait you can afford steak but not kombucha ??? @beckere02 @amabecke

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

my 3 year old told me “mama you drive me nuts” and called me a “butthole” today 🙃 so please call me mother of the year #motherhood

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

sometimes my job is pretty chill and enjoyable other nights a woman screams at me about Cobb salads and then I’m reminded why I need to play the lottery more often #restaurantproblems

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

midweek babysitting services & visit from @beckere02 … and then wine & @tacobell with @amabecke is the way to go … #blessed to have the best sisters 🙏🏽

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

please don’t speak to me the rest of this week unless it is about the Met Gala, #vanderpumprules , or #SuccesionHBO … thank you for holding all other non important topics for next week 🙏🏽amen

[dan morrison @dantommorrison]

not only his scream but the small trip he does on the way to the bathroom while blinded

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

working in a restaurant is great untill summer is around the corner & you want a hot bod but the kitchen gives you tiramisu bc they are great people & you have no will power to turn down your favorite dessert *sigh* #restaurantproblems

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

@at333302 I need the recipe for these magic green beans!

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do not watch this weeks succession without a drink, you’ve been warned

[JJ @JJ7431]

@voicesunheard I wish all parents would watch this. Save your babies from Big pHARMa. They want us all to have chronic illnesses so they make more money. https://t.co/IQSt514YsL

[Jessica Rojas 🇺🇸💪 @VoicesUnheard]

Did you know the CDC in 2001 unwittingly conducted a narrow vaccinated versus unvaccinated study comparing children receiving the Hepatitis B vaccine during the first month of life versus those who did not?

Since the only vaccine recommended by one month of age was Hepatitis B, and since only thimerosal containing Hepatitis B vaccine was available at the time of this study, this study primarily compared children receiving Hepatitis B with children that did not receive this vaccine.

The results of this study were never released by the CDC, and an abstract of the study was only recently obtained under a FOIA request. Children vaccinated with Hepatitis B vaccine in the first month of life, compared to children receiving no vaccines in the first month of life, had an increased risk of -

829% for ADHD, 762% for autism, 638% for ADD, 565% for tics, 498% for sleep disorders, and 206% for speech delays

https://t.co/oe7zGhUZp5

[SpamelaAnderson @sammmaiam]

funky tummy club party of 3