sammy🦂

awake, alone and aware on the streets of topeka, kansas

[c ☆ @tintafey]

this actually made me laugh out loud when i saw it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

David Tennant, Nicola Coughlan and Jodie Whittaker have been cast in ‘ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING’ Season 6.

(Source: Deadline)

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

Absolute cinema

[Chantel ~𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵~ @SensFanNL]

AHAHAHAHA

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels makin room for someone in the movie theater so they can get to their seat

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

She needs to fire her hairstylist

[New York Post @nypost]

Sydney Sweeney cheers on the Knicks in custom tee and a vintage Cartier watch at NBA Finals https://t.co/urvdtYjl7P

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Jean Ralphio

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

It was tho

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

The way the men be flopping out there is so embarrassing

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

What am I a child bride????

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

was watching pop culture jeoopardy and got really excited about this question

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

100% of abortions are 0% of your fucking business.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

Ummm Beaver from VMars??? @marycox31

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pop Crave exclusive clip of ‘Carolina Caroline’ starring Samara Weaving & Kyle Gallner.

In theaters this Friday.

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

https://t.co/SvFr9faaEg. It really was some funny junk!

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

I diddddd

[Xavier Codie @CodieMonowi]

Nobody noticed the continuity error in Obsession. The clock went from 12:08 to 6:55 in the scene where Nikki goes to bears bedroom for the first time.

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

We’re all disappointed @GovWhitmer you can be better than this.

[Colin Jackson @xcolinjacksonx]

Sam Altman, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer breaking ground at the Saline Twp data center project

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Democrats respond to White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller’s tweet in which he refers to James Talarico as “transgender”:

“shut up you ugly f*ck”

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

the finale of euphoria should be rue waking up in the middle of the class and everyone looks into the camera and says “euphoria…” in unison

[sammy🦂 @sammmayy]

This immediately woke up my Edward Cullen phase while watching

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

i don’t think i’ll ever get over this scene. its the most romantic one we’ve had in years