samuelllllll

who the fuck smashed the bottle ???

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥

MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF!

ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

my favorite genre of twitter

[Lewis @Lewpofiasco]

Selling 4 day beat-herder ticket - £100

[Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_]

my therapist: and what do we say when we’ve made bad choices?

me: what am i like x

therapist: no

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Just a man on the bus eating raw mince.

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Has anyone considered that maybe Harry Kane has just been sat on his driveway, tangled up in a seatbelt for days?

[Joe Gilmore @Gilology]

If you’ve ever eaten one of these sandwiches from the corner shop you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine

[Scouse_Ma @Scouse_ma]

Just been sent this on WhatsApp I want to book him for my birthday next year who is he 😭😭😭

[‎عبدالله @ay_uwais]

I always be overthinking these

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

[Danny @dannycommockx]

Once that 1k turns into £990 it’s game over just spend it all

[Crazy Pedro @CrazyPedros]

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[samuelllllll @sammoore97]

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[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.

[James Muzza @Original_Muzzy]

Ronnie O’Sullivan leaning on a virtual reality snooker table is absolute class 😭😭😭😭

[Oba Henny @SweatyKeef]

It’s not lost on me that Jonathan lived through slavery and did nothing

[DT @darrentill2]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he dropped him

[⚡OG @Randy_Shannon]

legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

I did absolutely fucking nothing today and I’ll rest easy tonight knowing I’ve gone above and beyond for my country.