Norway's song choice
for #Eurovision2023
was a bit cheeky.
You can't just take classical music,
put it in a modern styling
and call it a day.
They didn't even try with this one.
Even the costume is a copy.
We expect effort at Eurovision,
even if we don't expect quality.
Every time Sweden's performer Loreen
at the #Eurovision2023 grand final
put her hands to her face
I thought she was about to
blind herself.
Careful with those nails, honey.
It's that time of year again
when people will see my flag
and for once
recognise it as a national banner
and not assume
I'm some sort of gender
they've never heard of.
#Eurovision2023
Apparently,
Elon Musk fired a programmer for Twitter,
because their surname (Farkas)
was confusing the budget admin software
Elon had recently implemented.
This caused a problem
that only said employee could fix,
so now Elon has to rehire them
at a higher wage of course.
I guess she has a name now.
Welcome
Topsy Teal the Slow-worm
and to a lesser extent the user
that has them as their OC.
Apparently
they were born
on May the 4th
AKA
Star Wars Day.
If there aren't any memes
of tiny brown snakes
wielding light sabres,
I will be disappointed.
Not to get involved but
didn't you think it was weird
that 3 out of the 4 voice actors mentioned
have 3 out of the only 4 given names
that are in fact gender-neutral in Japan,
the 4th being Makoto,
and the 4th voice actor
has an English gender-neutral given name.