sam

university of houston alum

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[mastiff @m4stiff]

tiktok psychiatry has ppl saying shit like “not me hyperfixating on cooking this pasta🤪” mf you focused. Thats called you focused on a task

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

never gonna shut up about this!!!! sorry!!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

bring back saying “hubba hubba” whenever u see a hot babe

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

lol

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. it is an excellent day. to accomplish some goals. i do not have any. but you go ahead

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

self undiagnosing. I’m fine

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

without yahoo answers how else will i know am i pregant? am i pragnent? am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? am i pregegnant or am i okay? could i be preg

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Please stop asking me what I do for a living....,I’m doing me

[Renu Khator @UHpres]

Final Four!!!!!!

[Houston Football @UHCougarFB]

THE COOGS ARE FINAL FOUR BOUND! Let’s go!!!

#GoCoogs x #hoUSton

[PJ Chukwurah @Chukey_D]

???

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Imagine making a decision this stupid and trying to frame it as good news.

[Renu Khator @UHpres]

Congratulations to President Biden and First Lady!

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

had mac & cheese for breakfast and got dressed at 4PM how’s everybody else doing