Sammun-Mak

Kneel before us! For we are the greatest in the world!

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

//ooc HI!! person running this trainwreck here, please don't take anything Sammun-Mak says seriously, i'm 14 and trying to stay the best in character that i can lawl,,, but please let me know if i make you uncomfortable, i want everyone to have fun when interacting with me ^_^

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

Apparently, this wretched account has reached another year closer to DEATH! We do not intend to post much more after this, but 'happy birthday' at the very least, or whatever it is that you peasants celebrate.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

//wait i just realized i said the fslur 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

Riding in our glorious chariot, following one too many alcoholic beverages. Oh, take a gander at this, that bump in the trail is shaped like an annoying faggoty lagomorph. DUI? how about you get thrown into the pit. We solemnly swear to breach 100 miles an hour.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

We are too fatigued to greet you all properly. Hey guys

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@calicoflapper @milssingg It took every ounce of strength in this vessel not to smite this cretin on the spot. We must eliminate user milssingg.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

You pompous fool. Not a single soul will give you the gratification of utilizing this malarkey.

[mils / max ⚢ 1 DAY UNTIL THE PARTY!!! @milssingg]

New meme pack 4 u! 😉

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

@milssingg Do better. We do not wish to come across this filth ever again.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

@calicoflapper //I TRY

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

@PlushedPuffin We believe he enjoyed it!

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

We're thrilled. You're welcome for the gift.

[Max @lugermorpha]

It’s nice to be appreciated in this community

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

@PlushedPuffin @lugermorpha Anything for the bit, or so they say. We refuse to touch such filthy peasant material, so we will send one of our servants to chuck a brick through your window.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

The Sam and Max duo are quite… odd.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

@PlushedPuffin What a marvelous idea!

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@CasualDrawers We haven’t a doubt in our minds. We know.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

@calicoflapper Sure, if you’re into slapstick about morons with preposterously convenient luck.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

Sincerest apologies, hive mind. Our... cellular device kaput and began to type out characters on its own. Our trusted advisor says he thinks it's a "virus." Whatever thatjdks$-&;&48€\!~HejdKdkkd

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[charles 🎲🐱🐴📺 @offdensenwife]

I don't like them

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

@calicoflapper Dually noted.

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

We hope that none of you were acquainted with a citizen named "Lorne."

[Sammun-Mak @sammunmaak]

We are in an execrable mood as of today. The first pedestrian that we happen to bestow our gaze upon shall be smited on sight.