Samantha Carter

Not much I say should be taken seriously.

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

#Yonderland yay!!!!!

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Am I the only one that has to go to bed then finds a murder she wrote on TV and thinks 'sod work'?!

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

#c4comedygala Pip Bin!!! #bleakexpectations #tomallen

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

That panic you get when you haven't seen your elderly cat for a couple of hours. ...

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

#neighbours has ruined me tonight; they need a late night series.

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Treated myself to @billthefilm tonight and it did not disappoint. Now can't wait for more Yonderland.

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Bloody love @TheLastLeg

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

No 'what happened next bit'!!! Argh! I wanted to see Franks happy ever after. #FirstDates

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

This is you. You just described you. https://t.co/gVaCyOz7Ge

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Brushing your teeth when you can't breathe through your nose is what I imagine free diving with no training is like

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Aaaannnnnnnddd.....its done. #DavidHaye

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

@Join_Dave bless you for letting us have the boxing. Why are the opposition, officials, timekeeper and ref not called Dave? #keepthetheme

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

£125 for a ticket and I'm sat on the floor of the train.

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Oh dear #itschristmas #asleepby5

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

The Matt Edmondson show is not comedy please stop putting it on radio player under that category. You've told me I'm too old to listen to R1

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Did the woman on BBC Three 60 second news just call Jimmy Hill 'Jimmy Le Hill'?

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

@JHart1865 took me 2.5hrs this morning.

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Why hello Cardiff. I've missed you xx

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

Stop spoiling the new Star Wars and Terry Pratchett for people! The Internet just ruins the enjoyment of life sometimes. :-(

[Samantha Carter @sammy85uk]

@SimonHollo move out. Burn the house down.