Sammy Dodge

I see you looking at my page

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Well great I traveled through infinite amounts of space and time and I landed here.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

@GamingWithNuke @hwinkler4real No facts and opinions are different things.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

My body is a temple. But it’s the shadow temple from Ocarina of Time and I am lost in this shit.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

@antisemitism The Palestinians ARE semites you idiots

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

@Kalei949 @elonmusk So you’re just kidding or really really stupid?

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

It’s really magical when a couple gets married and lasts forever. But isn’t it even more magical when people are on again/off again fuck buddies for life? It takes more work, the same amount of commitment and it’s just a little more meaningful.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Stephen please tell me what is happening outside my house

@StephenKing

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

@brendanbensongs brendan brendan! Remember when we discussed you playing “sitting pretty” in a onesie for my birthday? I got a panda onesie… and now I might have to play for you instead 😂😂😂

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Behind every great man is a woman. Or a gay man. Or like a futuristic sex robot.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

@mtgreenee go to jail

[Josh Fox @joshfoxfilm]

Dear Marjorie Taylor Green @mtgreenee -

If you release your hidden @GOP sex crimes report, I will back you up with my Jewish Space Laser.

Also, um, have you heard of moral relativism?

Sincerely,
The Talmudic Coalition Against Withholding Evidence

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

I don’t have proof but I have a deep gut feeling that Trump’s last act as president will be showing up at a McDonald’s and asking if he can get a Big Mac at room temperature.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

A deer emerges from the forest. Across the river our gazes meet. I stand up to my full height and we stand opposite each other. I raise a hand to the creature. “Hawk Tuah,” I say. The deer appears to understand. The moment goes on, then the deer disappears back into the woods.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Remember when collections of photos weren’t called “dumps”

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Stop posting photos of you at the gym. If I wanted to see you at the gym I would go to the gym. #gym #gymnasium #nasium #nasal #nasa #gymnastics

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Everyone’s first and last names should HAVE to rhyme.

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Did you ever take off your shoes and think “I’m never putting shoes on again”

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Wooooah @Eminem @nasa #eminem #slimshady @CNN @BBCWorld

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Do you think Eminem still puts on the Robin outfit now and then?

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

Why are they calling it Moana 2 instead of Mo’ Ana ??? #moana #moana2 #disney

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

So you’re getting sentenced in a courtroom by a judge but you add “in bed” to everything he says

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

My horse is FULL of sand.

#cowboytweetz

[Sammy Dodge @sammydodgerocks]

@KiefoNilsson What jam was it?