Sammythesprinkler

Sammy’s the name sprinkling is the game | 04' Wichita State Shocker | 2014 north suburban t-ball runner up for sportsmanship | Lover of beer and blondes

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

Whoever the fuck roofied my 8 beers, 4 vodka sprites and 3 shots ….. count your days. #notcool

[Coors Light Kirk @coorslightKirk]

Got a 1 year ago today memory. Probably the coolest thing that's ever happened to me.

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

Hey #minorities I hope you got a full tank of gas because my DoorDash app is going to get some serious overtime the next two weeks #startyourengines #notip

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@D2Manziel Tote the rock tonight Johnny #haveaday

[Coors Light Kirk @coorslightKirk]

We are so fucking back

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@coorslightKirk Thought more highly of you Kirk.. disappointed

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@LeGoat23Legend Yeah go hangout with some more little kids u creep

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

Thank goodness my daddy is successful #nepobaby #intern

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@BelltrouserPhD Waaaaaaay out of ur tax bracket buddy #getajob

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@DaddyDouch69 Clearly not. But let me tell you they will know soon enough

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

Chipotle just charged me extra for vinaigrette. I payed 1.50 for not even half a cup. I have never been more irate in my life. What happened to such a beautiful and respected establishment. It pains me to say it but I will be boycotting chipper until further notice #0star

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@EzyM0neySniperr Unbelievable. This generation has no grit

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

Final paper due on a Saturday. Yeah teach sorry but this one’s up to chat #5thyear #liveloveai

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@coorslightKirk Fucking loser

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

Mannnn life isn’t too bad after all. #neverkillyourself #beersaveslives

[Buschlightslittleslut @Beerslittleslut]

Sir, a 17th busch apple has hit my hand. #simintheyard #adayisbeinghad

[LeCharles Brown Jr. @sallys_bitch]

Oh Busch Apple,
Your absence left a hole in my heart, a quiet ache that never faded. But now, you’ve returned, and my soul feels alive again. Seeing you again fills me with a joy deeper than words. I’ll treasure every moment with you, never forgetting how much you mean to me.❤️

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@Beerslittleslut Liberal lies.

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

No need to worry babygirl. You’re safe with me. #bapplevirginity

[Sammythesprinkler @SammyDsprinkler]

@LeGoat23Legend Dibs